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Song Parodies -> "Patriot Winner"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Patriot Winner"

Parody Written by:

two roommates at amiright

The Lyrics

We're Patriot fans, and we would like to sing about our favorite team! Whoo!NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS - SUPER BOWL XXXIX CHAMPIONS
Patriot winner

Dear Sir or Madam, do you know this team?
Talk about Super Bowls, they've won three
They're coached by a man named Belichick
And they are so great, they've become the Patriot winner,
Patriot winner.

They've hunted down Panthers, Eagles, and Rams
And they've got a lot of fans
They are a team that can never fail
It's a steady game, but they've become the Patriot winner,
Patriot winner.

Patriot winner

The Lombardi trophy is shiny and new
Now New England has 1+2
They can win another if they can run a mile
They can go and again become the Patriot winner,
Patriot winner.

If you really like them you can cheer tonight
They can win another with all their might
If you must be an Eagle fan, then ignore me
Cause I need a break and it ain't Eagle winner,
It ain't Eagle winner.

Patriot winner

Patriot winner- Partiot winner
Patriot winner- Patriot winner

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Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 4

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Charlie Decker - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Badly paced, and I hate the Pats, so I have no problem giving this a bad score.
Michael Pacholek - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
If the Patriots had played as badly as this was written -- hope springs eternal -- the Eagles would've hung a 46 on 'em like Da Bears did in '86. Or even a 51 like the Chargers did in the '63 AFL Title Game. (Yes, San Diego won a Championship once, though they didn't get to face the NFL Champions -- interestingly enough, Da Bears, with Mike Ditka inventing the position of tight end.)

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