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Song Parodies -> "Sgt. Wife's Harmful Torture Show"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sgt. Wife's Harmful Torture Show"

Parody Written by:

Adam Thorton

The Lyrics

This is not my best, but I am only 12.
It was 20 years ago today,
that I got maried to that slut named Fay,
It was ok for the first few days,
then she tortured me in many ways.
I want to get a devorce,
But provents from it by force,
my wife turned into a drill sgt.

sgt. wife's harmful torture show,
I wanted to go out for lunch.
she said why, am I not a good cook,
than she gave me a punch,

than she stormed out on me,
and she stole my car kyes,
than she started my car and wrecked it.

I wish it would have killed her,
it would have been a thrill,
I'd like to take a knife and shove it,
in her neck i'd realy love it,
even in her eye,

I realy want to see her die,
But I thought they might make me fry,
do you think I'm a little obsesed,
or think I'm just plain possessed,

well even if it's a sin,
I'm going to make sure I end,

Sgt. wife's harmful torture show.

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cygna vamp - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad. Work on your spelling. Sgt. Wifey's Harmful Torture Show would probably be a better title. (Gotta count those syllables.) You sure you're only 12? Most 12 year old have never heard of the Beatles. They're better than Brittney Spears' clone army, I'll tell you that. I think my favorite line from your parody was: I wanted to go out for lunch. she said why, am I not a good cook, than she gave me a punch,
Agrimorfee - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Hell I was 12 when I first heard this song, too. Not bad for starters, really! Cygna was right, the title she/he suggested would be MUCH better. My favorite line was "I'd really like to kill her, it would give me a thrill").
Amanda - October 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I just found this parody. Now you're... 19? 20? I tell you, you were smart beyond your years.

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