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Song Parodies -> "Claude, You Were In Bed With My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Got To Get You Into My Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Claude, You Were In Bed With My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

disclaimer(s)... I'm not married and Claude lives on the other side of the Postal Workers were harmed in the creation of this parody...
When I got home I saw a sight
It was the mailman with my wife, there
Away he rode; I heard their cries
A scene I didn't want to find there
Ooh, you were in there and reaming
You, heard you screaming "I'm creaming"
While you banged away at my wife

You lousy crumb, you stinking liar
You were in bed there with my wife
I'll beat your head in til you turn blue
Screwed; that's the way I am feeling
Dude; now my senses are reeling
I will find some way to make you pay
Caught you getting head from my wife

I feel so blue; I want to scream
I feel like pulling out all my hair
This is so rude I can't believe
You'd screw my wife while I just stand there
Ooh, now I wish I was dreaming
Ooh, I'm so angry; I'm steaming
Watching as you bang on my wife
Claude, you were in bed with my wife

I hear you moaning as you ride
It does a number on my pride, now
And as you groan I hear your cries
Obscenely coming to your climax
Ooh, I sure wish I was dreaming
You - keep on humping and reaming
Still banging away on my wife

Claude, you were in bed with my wife

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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I am the viod - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I've heard of going postal...
Claude Prez - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry it took me so long to comment, just got back from a trip out west...great parody, nice house. Heh heh.
alvin rhodes - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
slipped it right in the ol' mail slot did he ?...hee hee hee...5s
Adagio - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Paul. On the edge! hehe 5's
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
tee hee... have you considered that it might have been JD disguised as Claude? ;-)
John Jenkins - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
With their leather sacks, they can deliver in any kind of weather. Well done, Paul.
Paul Robinson - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Claude, when I told you to look up my wife if you ever got to town I didn't quite mean it that way...alvin - it appeared that way to me...thanks, Adagio...Phil, No - but I think JD might have been there EARLIER in the day - JJ, yes, and as luck would have it things have been quite "balmy" out here lately. Thanks, all - glad you enjoyed it.
Johnny D - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry it took me so long to vote & comment on this parody, but the Great Blizzard of '05 delayed my return from my trip out west ... and thanks to Pharoah RAMSES of Ancient Egypt, I did not leave the Nile Valley in a state of unseemly sloppiness (feel free to THANK me, Claude).
Paul Robinson - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
JD - Yes, a good "guest" always makes an effort to leave things "in order" you left the Nile with a smile, eh? I guess if I were really the character in this parody I might be IN denial right about now...seriously, I've been so busy that the terrible weather all over much of the country had sort of slipped under my radar the last couple weeks...until I talked to some lady in another state a day or two ago and she told me it was something like 1 degree outside.
Michael Pacholek - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Disgruntled, are we?
Paul Robinson - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael - if "disgruntled" is unhappy or dissatisfied, then when one is happy or satisfied can one then be called "gruntled"?? Thanks for stopping in...hmmm...someone who must not have gotten any visited and gave me "1-1-1"...Hey! Call first and maybe you can get a "sitting"...

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