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Song Parodies -> "Being For The Benefit Of Mrs. Wife"

Original Song Title:

"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Being For The Benefit Of Mrs. Wife"

Parody Written by:

Adam Thorton

The Lyrics

I did not know what I was in for when I wrote this parodie.
for the benefit of Mrs. wife,
you will have a wreck tonight on maple street,
the rescue workers will all be there,
laughing at your underwear you didn't wash,

now Mrs. wife will stand and smile because she got the insurance check at last.
in this way, your lovely Fay is having a ball.

she celebrated on this day,
because she got insurance pay on saturday,
the wife and kids will tell the judge,
it was a wreck involving sludge on the road,

then the judge and jury will say
that she isn't proven guilty in any way.
on this night Mrs. wife spits on your grave.

she gets up the next day at ten to six,
she packs her suit case thinking shes rich, what a bitch.

then Mr. judge will call and say,
he found her guilty on this day and had solid proof.
there was gum found under the gas pedal the same brand she chews man that was dumb.
and tonight mrs. wife is going to jail.
Good wasn't it.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Phil Alexander - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
'fraid I couldn't give top marks for pacing, but this made me chortle - very funny, Adam :-)
Tim Hall - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
What goes around comes around! 555
Johnny D - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody really did make me laugh - funny indeed, Adam, good job!
Stuart McArthur - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
what's going on? that's 2 parodies in a row I've just read that I'd just downloaded the OS in preparation for - nice effort Adam - almost an episode of CSI in that one - 455
2Eagle - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Title of another Beatle song - "Your Mother Should Know"- that you should never go out unless you wear clean underwear.
Agrimorfee - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Very odd. So far you have threatened to kill your wife, now she's gone and done a murder herself--I think? Funny stuff here. Sometimes you just gotta go where the writing takes you! 454
Kat - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment

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