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Song Parodies -> "A Little Help From My Beer"

Original Song Title:

"A Little Help From My Friends"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Little Help From My Beer"

Parody Written by:

Adam Thorton

The Lyrics

This is not about me!
What would you think if i said that i'm drunk,
would you call me a son of a bitch,
beat the crap out of me with a big stick,
or just knock the piss out of me.

oh, I get by with a little help from my beer,
oh, I am blasted every day of the year,
oh, I drink and my mom kicks me in the rear,

what do i do when your beer is all gone,
(you fall down and go into a fit.)
what do i do when I get some more beer,
(do you get so drunk you can't smell your own s***)

No, I get fried with a little help from my rum,
oh, I get so high I am very numb,
oh, going to try to get so drunk that I am dumb,

Do you need anybody,
I just need to drink till i'm fat,
do you see anybody,
no i'm as blind as a bat,

do you get drunk every single night,
yes i'm certain that it happens all the time,
what do you see when you turn out the light,
I don't know I have no sight,

oh, I get drunk and I puke all night,
oh, I drank so much it effected my height,
oh, I get lit up like a brite light,

Do you know when Its day or night,
I don't even know I'm alive,
are you as high as a kite,
any higher on the moon i'd arive,

oh, I get high with a little help from L.S.D,
oh, I'm tripping and I can't even pee,
oh, I didn't even get a P.H.D,
yes, I on a trip and i hear the color blue,
and I don't have a clue.
When you are tripping, you can hear colors. I HAVE NOT DONE THAT EITHER!!!!!!!!! Older people have told me.

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