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The Beatles

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The Lyrics

Yes, yes, I got the word "variegate" from Know 1 can hear you dream's parody by the name of "Rusticate". I just couldn't think of any more rhymes. Anyway, enjoy.
The thing that you did when you last ate
The definition of this word is great:
"Chewing is to masticate"
To another word it can relate
But my focus will not deviate
'Cause this song's about "masticate"
Mastication stops if you have
Bad teeth that break
Then you can't eat much
How you'll long to masticate
All the things you wish you never ate
Go down the gullet when you masticate
Oh how I love to masticate
Chewing food is fun and it makes
A great exchange
Of conversation
It is fun to masticate
Your chewed food it will variegate
In color as well as sha-a-ape
In your mouth as you masticate
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm masticate

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a great song for mental mastication of the parody writing kind, isn't it? :-)

BTW: Thanx for telling that my parody, or at least a part of it, was an inspiration for yours, that's always apprechiated (and a good excuse to place a plug for it, he-he):
alvin rhodes - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
tasted just fine to me,....5s
LadyGaladriel - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, both of you. :) Just a note to those of you who are reading this: The line "To another word it can relate" was supposed to be "To a naughty word it can relate," but I forgot to make that change. First drafts...
Lee O'Shea - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Dani - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey what's up! Your stuff SSUUCCKKSS!
LadyGaladriel - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Why thank you. Love you too, Dani. *voice dripping with sarcasm*

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