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Song Parodies -> "Fool Missed the Pill"

Original Song Title:

"Fool on the Hill"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fool Missed the Pill"

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The Lyrics

Sleeping around
Was fun until
That silly girl found she'd forgotten to take the Pill
One morning she felt queasy
Threw up her tea and toast
Had to go see the doctor
'Cause the fool missed the Pill but she kept putting out
Her defences were down, so she got up the spout

Just look how fat
She has become
Has to keep healthy but she still gets piles in her bum
Cannot walk any distance
Without wetting her pants
She wanted an abortion
But the fool off the Pill had a Christian GP
Who refused as if this was a theocracy

If you don't want no kiddies
Don't you act the fool
Get yourself sterilised 'cause
If you fool with the Pill and miss it for one day
Your control of your life could all vanish away

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Lurker - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thoroughly disgusting. Fornication (non-marital intercourse), the use of contraception, and the murder known as abortion are deadly sins, not something to joke about.
Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
What's the matter, Lurker, did a non-Catholic comedian drop you on your head when you were little? As Florynce Kennedy said, "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament." She wasn't the sanest of women, but she had a point.

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