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Song Parodies -> "I Hunt For Walrus"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Hunt For Walrus"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i may freeze
just hear me sneeze
just hear me wheeze
because of nasty weather
i'm on the hunt, equipped with a gun
my food's run dry
i'm dyin'

shufflin' through the snowflakes
waitin' for some game to come
dressed up in a warm shirt
been out here since tuesday
man, i've been a hungry boy
you know i can't last long

i am a henchman
i need some lunch, man
i hunt for walrus
good food for stew

show no pity
there's walrus plenty
hungry little beseechin' eskimo
still i must try
cause i don't wanna die
this ain't no fun
i'm dyin'...i'm dyin..i'm dyin'

hell, i'm gettin' flustered
chewin' on my sled dog's thigh
crap, this is a rough life
wintertime is ceaseless
boy, this is a frozen world
thank god my parka's down

i am a henchman
i need some lunch, man
i hunt for walrus
good food for stew

(psychedelic interlude accompanied by northern lights)

sittin' as the icecap hardens
'neath the midnight sun
if the walrus come, i gotta run
and bash 'em in the freakin' brains

i am a henchman
i need some lunch, man
i hunt for walrus
good food for stew

big sport expert
croaker broker
don't you think i'm jokin'
i will shoot
walkin' for miles
no beasts have come by
how well they hide
i'm dyin'

some alaskan creatures
climb away and hide for hours
hell, i've eaten penguins
they are very crunchy
man, you should have seen me
lickin' at their little toes

i am a henchman
i need some lunch, man
i hunt for walrus
good food for stew
good good food for stew...good stew
good food for stew
good good food for stew...good stew

scuba...scuba scuba

once shot...and caught
hairy body smoked hot
once shot...and caught
hairy body smoked hot
once shot...and caught
hairy body smoked hot
servicable dinner
get it while its hot
oh, i'm near death
is it dead ?
is it cooked yet ?
bless you

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Ghetto John - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL dude i never could find a way to replace coo coo ca choo or what ever john said...but good food for stew...thats great.. all 5's keep it up. for any questions or comments email me at...... face_down2k5@yahoo.com
AFW - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Wild in the wild....5's
Steven Cavanagh - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll now spend the rest of the day attempting to remove the mental image of you licking penguin's toes.
John Barry - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
A mammal-whacking masterpiece!
MrMacphisto - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Flogging the walrus has never been so fun as this... 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for takin' a peek..
Agrimorfee - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Was this going to be funny? Inuit! 555
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks agrimorfee
Meriadoc - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it couldn't get any better than "sled dog's thigh", but then I got to "they are very crunchy" and jsut about died laughing! ;-D
Peregrin - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great work Alvin!
alvin rhodes - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks merry and peregrin...glad ya enjoyed
Charlie Decker - December 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Alvin
alvin rhodes - December 16, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks charlie

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