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Song Parodies -> "Got Too Much Plaque, Man"

Original Song Title:

"Tax Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Got Too Much Plaque, Man"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Another Public Health Education Service reminder...
My dentist said, "Here's what I see
you've got big holes in all your teeth
got too much plaque, man
way too much plaque, man"

This is no lie; this is the truth
Got cavities in every tooth
from too much plaque, man
this is a fact, man

If you don't floss right it causes holes
it will smell like 'jam' between your toes
like some dried-up booger in your nose
and it will get worse; as the decay grows
GAAACCKK, MAN!!

Got too much plaque, man
real nasty stuff, damn

Now I will drill and you will scream
("Oh, God", you will scream)
Don't be a wimp; don't cause a scene
(Wimp - don't make a scene)
Try to relax, man
the pain will pass, man

Here's my advice for you out there
If you do not floss your teeth with care
your teeth will crack, man
can't get them back, man

And you be stuck with false teeth, like me

Bites, man

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John Barry - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm going to floss and brush right now!
Tim Mayfield - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of my sister's dentist horror story. He didn't give her an anesthetic before doing a root canal and was calling her a baby for crying and stuff. Dentists are so mean! ;-)
MasonR - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Last time I went to my dentist, he had a new toy--a tiny video camera that shows the contents of your mouth on a big monitor right in front of you. He showed me the plaque buildup on my teeth--yikes! I've been flossing regularly ever since! BTW...555s!
AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good advice and good parody, by Gum!
Meriadoc - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one Paul!
Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I can relate to every scrape.
Paul Robinson - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Now those were some comments I could really sink my teeth into...Oops! now where did they go...??? Thanks, all...
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
scary stuff...5s
Paul Robinson - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, alvin...

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