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Song Parodies -> "Something"

Original Song Title:

"Something"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Something"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

something in the way she moos
attractive critter with an udder
something eating hay is groovy
i'd sure like a heifer now
you know i'm bewitched by cows

though, she cannot smile, i know
that she wants kneading of her udder
something in her guile just goads me
i'd sure like a heifer now
you know i'm bewitched by cows

start milking me, i hear her crow
i do so...i do so
a sticky gland pulled to and fro
cows, i know...cows, i know

something in the way she lows
and all i crave is just the stink of her
some folks think these things are homely
i do not believe them, now
you know i'm bewitched by cows

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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John Barry - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Udderly funny. Loved the first line.
Tim Mayfield - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Quite the moo-dful song. I think you wandered a bit on the humor, but it still came out bovinely.
Arwen - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Moo-velous! 5s, alvin!
MasonR - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I loved it--no bull! 5's
Royce Miller - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
best uddering I've read today
Meriadoc - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like she really moooved you! Good one!
Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, y'know I love cow parodies! 5's
Stuart McArthur - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought that was great alvin - "sure like ta 'eifer now"...hmmm...what exactly is he talking about? - 555
alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
just want everyone to know i was NOT raised on a farm...thanks all
Ashkicksass - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm pretty sure there are websites for people like you...
alvin rhodes - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
i never even milked a cow...honest
Christie Marie M - January 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I was moooooooo-ved deeply with the OS! I definitely didn't have a cow with this parody! 555.
alvin - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks christie...lol

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