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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Dribble and Spitz"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Dribble and Spitz"

Parody Written by:

Andrea Huckstep

The Lyrics

A parody about my favorite characters from Wario Ware, inc. Dribble and Spitz, two cab drivers (Dribble is the dog, Spitz is the cat) who are wanting to "drive their cab to space". This parody also deals of how they're being omitted in Wario Ware, inc. DS.
Driving down the streets of the city
Trying to get the cab into space
The man in the black said "you've got to turn back"
You know they didn't even give us a chance
Spitz! you know it ain't easy
that taxi driving can be
The way things are going
They're going to fire me

Finally made the cab in the spaceship
Runnin' the cab down by the sea
Orbulon called to say
"You can make it O.K.
You can get into space if you can take me"
Spitz! you know it ain't easy
that taxi driving can be
The way things are going
They're going to fire me

Drove from planet earth to the moon
Talking in the cab for a week
The newspapers said
"Say what you doing in bed
I said "We're only trying to go see space"
Spitz! You know it ain't easy
that taxi driving can be
The way things are going
They're going to fire me

Saving up our cab fares for a rainy day
Giving all your riders to the city
Last night the cat said
"Oh boy, when you're there
You don't take nothing with you but your scream, think!"

In the game Wario Ware DS,
They decided to not let us in,
they replaced us with some stupid characters,
their names are Mike and Ashely
Spitz! you know it ain't easy
You know how hard games can be
The way things are going
Nintendo's omitting me

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Olvan The Terrible - November 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoa, a parody based on my favorite GBA game! Too bad I can't vote because DKTOS.
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