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Song Parodies -> "Moose & Squirrel"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Moose & Squirrel"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Remember Rocky the Squirrel & Bullwinkle? Remember Boris (Badinov) & Natasha (Nogoodnik)? Things always worked out for Rocky & Bullwinkle...ever wonder what happens to Boris & Natasha? I theenk maybe beeg trouble for them with Fearless Leader...
I would like to tell you story now, my name ees Boris
FYI, my last name's "Badinov"
With my lady friend, Natasha, always pose as tourists
Moose and Squirrel, our plans they do disrupt
That Squir-rel
Damn Squir- rel

When I theenk of all the times that Moose and Squirrel defeat us
Beeg trouble for me, I tell you thees
And Natasha ees no help here, squirrel don't want her beaver
Theenk that Fearless Leader will be pissed
Damn Squir-rel

Always Moose and Squirrel are there
I curse and pull out all my hair
once more we're foiled
Just when plot ees working good
see Moose and Squirrel; I know I'm screwed
not cool, ool, ool, ool, ool
Damn Squir-rel

Thees Squirrel ees smart; Moose friend ees dumb
still, does not matter
Somehow my plans always end up dead
Stupid Moose just has a knack
they always take our measure
Moose and Squirrel; they always cause me dread
That Squir-rel
Damn Squir-rel

(Balalaika break)

That Squir-rel
Damn Squir-rel

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 13

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alvin rhodes - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
i love rocky and bullwinkle...and this parody the accents.. i've got a beatles/bullwinkle one all set to send in today
Adagio - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good one, Paul 5's
John Barry - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Clever idea, and nice job with the accent.
Lionel Mertens - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
In my country, you would go to zee gulag for dis for 5 years, 5months, and 5 days
Rick D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Beatles and Boris works for me. I did one of these a while ago to "Boris the Spider" Yours is better.
MasonR - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Hokey smokes, this was good! 555!
Stuart McArthur - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
"wanna see me pull a rabbit out of a hat - ohh Bullwinkle that trick never works" - big fan too, Paul - great effort - 555
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Can't wait to check it out alvin...but I'll have to, I guess - Thanks to all here...You know, I was watching an old rerun of Saturday Night over at a friends house late Saturday night and on the "Weekend Update" portion they showed three or four pictures of "news-worthy" folks along with some of their usual funny made-up news items. They are kind of looked alike - then the announcer said that those folks were also entered in the "Boris Badinov Look-Alike Contest", and then showed a picture of the cartoon Boris from the old TV show - they DID look like him, too! Anyway, I started thinking about a parody - what other characters were in the show. "Squirrel"...hmmm..."Girl"....hmmm...OK...voila....
Johnny D - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Goodinov for fives, dahhlink.
Paul Robinson - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D...
Tommy Turtle - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
"squirrel don't want her beaver" - Sheer f***ing genius. 555
Paul Robinson - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
TT - Yeah, I was pretty fond of that line

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