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Song Parodies -> "With My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"In My Life"

Original Performer:

the Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"With My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

There are traces from your member
In my wife, can you explain?
Well, my brother, guess you'd better
On my sheets I see a stain
Pillow cases graced with s*men
You slept with my wife, you sure have some gall
Think she gave you h*ad; I'm livid
With my wife, it seems you balled

Smell your scent on all my covers
It makes me want to strangle you
I'll dismember you for cheating
You rat-fink, how could my wife you screw?
I sure hope that I don't get an infection
My p*nis, I think, feels somewhat sore
My Doctor will prescribe some penicillin
Damn my wife, that filthy wh*re

(Instrumental break)

When I stroke my p*nis to er*ction
The tip of it stings; I let out a roar
I stop and then it softens; that confounds me
With my wife, it seems you scored

Screwed my wife - that filthy wh*re

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 14

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Johnny D - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee, Paul, I stand e-er, I mean, cor-rected - - - I guess this parody CAN post on Amiright! Great job, dude! 555 mg of penissilly.
Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, really did brighten my morning to see my humble tome was able to make the cut...
Rick D - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
The fact it's here is more shocking than the parody. And it ain't humble.
John Barry - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
5s, and the first two lines are especially good.
alvin rhodes - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
these lyrics with this beautiful melody just slay me...5s
Paul Robinson - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Rick D - early XMAS for me, maybe? JB - yeah, once I penned those I knew I was on the right track. alvin, I really love singing along on this one. I'll probably be humming it at Lunch today with my former CCH colleagues. Maybe I'll bring a copy of the .mp3 track I recorded...but I won't be playing it for a "mixed" audience...

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