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Song Parodies -> "Royal S.U.V.'s"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Royal S.U.V.'s"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

In this parody I liken S.U.V.'s to English Royalty. The pomp and grandier are great but how essential are they? S.U.V.'s accelerate the economy but run over the enviroment.
On the road where kings are born
Drove a man who failed to see
Yet composed as noble knights
In the land of S.U.V.'s

So he cruised up to the pump
And pulled out some bills of green
Then he drove uptowards the dukes
In his Royal S.U.V.

Not all bow to the Royal S.U.V.
Royal S.U.V., Royal S.U.V.
Not all bow to the Royal S.U.V.
Royal S.U.V., Royal S.U.V.

Nature friends are all on board
Many more of them die ignored
As "The King's" begins his day

(Full speed ahead, Mr. Cheney, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead it is, intern
Gun the throttle, push the pedal
Yes, sir, yes
Colonel, Colonel)

Not all bow to the Royal S.U.V.
Royal S.U.V., Royal S.U.V.
Not all bow to the Royal S.U.V.
Royal S.U.V., Royal S.U.V.

As he lives a life of ease
Everyone of us has smog to breathe
Sky imbued and sea unclean
With those Royal S.U.V.'s.

Not all bow to the Royal S.U.V.
Royal S.U.V., Royal S.U.V.
Not all bow to the Royal S.U.V.
Royal S.U.V., Royal S.U.V.

Not all bow to the Royal S.U.V.
Royal S.U.V., Royal S.U.V.
Not all bow to the Royal S.U.V.
Royal S.U.V., Royal S.U.V.

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Paul Robinson - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hear ye! Hear ye! Awarding Sir Lionel of Mertens the triple quintuple amiright non-polluting parody post trinket...nice job, sir L., and fine rhymes as well...
John Barry - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice Hummer job, Lionel.
Johnny D - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody's a gas.
MasonR - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done. And it's easy to humm along!
Phil Alexander - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought the "Full speed ahead, Mr Cheney" was kind of funny ;-)

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