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Song Parodies -> "Eight Strays A Week"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days A Week"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Eight Strays A Week"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

cats are what i love, babe
guess you know its true
hope its cats you love, babe
i've got quite a few
cats are something i love, babe
eight strays a week

lots more every day, girl
they ain't hard to find
these things should be spayed, girl
i ain't got the time
cats are something i love, babe
eight strays a week

eight strays a week
they love me
eight strays a week
its not enough...i need some spares

cats, you do not love, babe
guess i know its true
so its off, we'll shove, babe
we will bid adieu
we'll all be movin' our stuff, babe
eight strays a week
eight strays a week
eight strays a week

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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 5   11

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AFW - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I cat say anything bad about this parody...Darned good..5's, even tho' politically, I'm on the other side of the fence about cats...especially neighborly strays who treat me with regular porchly urine samples
Paul Robinson - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin -this one's the cat's meow. Actually, it appears to be many cats meow's...555 - It brings back old memories, though. When I was still back in Norwalk, CT...about 1955 - 5 years old, I had a piano teacher named Mrs. Main. She took in strays, maybe even "8 strays a week" Now keep in mind her husband was a builder and developer. Eventually they had so many cats in their house and it SMELLED SO BAD that he bought the lot next door to their house and they moved into it and they kept the old house for all of her cats to live in (and probably breed endlessly as well). Uh...I liked cats (still do), but I thought Mrs. Main was kinda weird...
John Barry - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Timely. A couple of psycho sisters in San Carlos, CA, just had 81 stray cats removed from their urine- and feces-soaked residence.
Steven Cavanagh - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
When I was little our cat saved my life (from a funnel web spider). Cat we had before that saved my brother's life (from a red belly black snake). So I'm a cat person :-)
Guy - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I catalog this one as dogone funny. I have both as pets but not near as many as this cuckoo you describe in your song. Sorry, five strays is all this board will let me give you.
Johnny D - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Awwww....... 5's!
Kristof Robertson - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hobie...muffy...toby...fluffy"....priceless! 555
alvin rhodes - November 08, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all....i'll admit to having 18 cats at one time...had to lose 'em when the wife started poppin' out babies...human babies, i mean
Meriadoc - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I can relate! I had 18 once too, and actually had to move once with 10. Had to do that quick mental subtraction in my head when I spoke to potential landlords on the phone... ;-D - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I love pussy parodies!

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