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Song Parodies -> "Fixin' To Hoe"

Original Song Title:

"Fixing A Hole"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Fixin' To Hoe"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm fixin' to hoe
'fore the rain sets in
or crops, i might be squanderin'
guess i best go

i'll fill up the cracks
with seeds from the store
my rows are straight...not wanderin'
where's the damn hoe ?

and the seeds must not be scattered
that is wrong, not right
they all belong just right
to grow up strong
see the seedbags sittin' there
there's corn and peas and lima beans
some turnip greens and cabbage by the score

i'm plantin' my field in a logical way
must keep the cows from saunterin'
where's the damn hoe ?

and if rainfall starts to splatter
really strong all night
i must be strong and fight
and carry on
tractor farmers roll around
they're hurryin'...they always ask me
why i do it....don't my back get sore

i'm takin' my time
i'm old fashioned, it seems
like farmers did it, yesterday
and my crops grow

i'm fixin' to hoe
'fore the rain sets in
just in case you're wonderin'
yeah, its damn slow
where's the damn hoe ?

i'm fixin' to hoe
'fore the rain sets in
some people think i'm blunderin'
yet i still go

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Dee Range - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody, alvin. My mom's dad was a farmer, and I bet he's singing this in heaven right now. 555
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hay Farmer alvin! harvest some 5's here...Nice job.
alvin rhodes - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks dee
MasonR - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
This is clever, and not at all corny.
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh no, SAUNTERING COWS!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! LOL!! 555!!
John Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
A bumper crop of hilarity!
Claude Prez - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Had to give you fives just for using "hoe" without it being the slang word. I can dig it; well done.
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
A rurally great parody! 555
alvin rhodes - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks all...the comments were funnier than the song
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Another fun one. And the hoe is right here, yo.

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