its the skydome, where they play
way up north, toronto way
once the orioles had led
now the home team is ahead

these games last long
why do these games last so long ?
they're too damn long
my bottom is asleep

well, the action moves too slow
and i cannot wait to go
i got ushered to my seat
then i watched the teams compete

these games last long (way too long)
why do these games last so long ? (way too long)
they're too damn long
my bottom is asleep

though, my team's ahead, i know (whoa)
i see many people go (go)
but i just can't walk away (way)
sitting at the blue jays game (game)

these games last long (way too long)
why must these games last so long (way too long)
they're too damn long
my bottom is asleep

these games last long
why must these games last so long
they're too damn long
why must these games last so long
they're too damn long
they're too damn long
why must these games last so long
they're too damn long
way too long
way too long
way too long
way too long
way too long
way too long