Song Parodies -> Walk The Plank Blighter

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

  
Parody Song Title:

"Walk The Plank Blighter"

Parody Written by:

Johnny D

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

Ye scurvy damn man, will ye steal me book?
Y'crooked ne'er do right, will ye take me hook?
Face-down now, grovel, cry in damn-shamed fear,
No more need to swab, Neptune wants to see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Yer a dirty whore, ye are a dirty man,
And yer stealing life I'll no longer stand!
Yer done now working on me rail 'n sail,
So get ready swab, Neptune wants to see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

It's a thousand fathoms, give or take a few,
To the ocean floor, for a thief like you!
Ye can make it longer, if ye swim awhile,
I see sharks around, and they want to eat ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

If they really like ya, they can have some bites,
They could take a million from ye overnight!
There'll be no returning, 'cause yer end is here,
Go on plead and shake, Neptune's gonna see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
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Pacing: 5.0
 
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Total Votes: 13
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Adagio - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun read, Johnny!! 5's
Guy - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrr matey -so tis Davey Jones these scurvy dogs'll be a visitin' it is?
John Barry - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
JD, I voted 5s earlier but didn't comment. I like nautical parodies. Have done several and have a couple more queued up.
alvin rhodes - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
your best in a while and that's saying something..especially the "thousand fathoms verse"...this is just great...5s plus
Stuart McArthur - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
if 'n I could jest move me parrot off the damn 5 key - ehhhh, thar she goes - 555
Phil Alexander - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This is one that wants a 6 for pacing: some of the wordplay is damn near perfect JD :-)
Meriadoc - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Johnny!
Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Soon the target of this song will be singing "I Feel Brine". Well done JD
Johnny D - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Pat, Guy, JB, Alvin, Stuart, Phil, Meriadoc, and Peregrin!
mac - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRGH!
Cap'n Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRHH, THANKEE, MATEY!
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, blow me down! Of course, since it's Johnny D, "walk the plank" could mean something else... so could "blow me down"!
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank ye, Cap'n Pacholek! ARRRHH!
Ravyn Rant - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I love pirate parodies. Thanks!
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRH, ye are most welcome, Ravyn Rant!
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
AAARRRGHHHH! A Pirate Parody, eh, matey? Well, shiver me verb tenses, matey. Sending some of me scurvy fives off the plank for ye. Cap'n...
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRRRRRRHHH right back to ye, Cap'n Robinson! Thankee thankee, and thank yer man Friday, too! ARRRRHHH!!!
Johnny D - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Wednesday, September 19, 2007, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!

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