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Song Parodies -> "Walk The Plank Blighter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Walk The Plank Blighter"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

Ye scurvy damn man, will ye steal me book?
Y'crooked ne'er do right, will ye take me hook?
Face-down now, grovel, cry in damn-shamed fear,
No more need to swab, Neptune wants to see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Yer a dirty whore, ye are a dirty man,
And yer stealing life I'll no longer stand!
Yer done now working on me rail 'n sail,
So get ready swab, Neptune wants to see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

It's a thousand fathoms, give or take a few,
To the ocean floor, for a thief like you!
Ye can make it longer, if ye swim awhile,
I see sharks around, and they want to eat ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

If they really like ya, they can have some bites,
They could take a million from ye overnight!
There'll be no returning, 'cause yer end is here,
Go on plead and shake, Neptune's gonna see ya - walk the plank, blighter

Walk the plank blighter!

Walk the plank (Walk the plank) blighter... (blighter...)
(blighter...)

Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!
Walk the plank, blighter - walk the plank, blighter!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 15

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Adagio - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun read, Johnny!! 5's
Guy - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrr matey -so tis Davey Jones these scurvy dogs'll be a visitin' it is?
John Barry - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
JD, I voted 5s earlier but didn't comment. I like nautical parodies. Have done several and have a couple more queued up.
alvin rhodes - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
your best in a while and that's saying something..especially the "thousand fathoms verse"...this is just great...5s plus
Stuart McArthur - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
if 'n I could jest move me parrot off the damn 5 key - ehhhh, thar she goes - 555
Phil Alexander - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
This is one that wants a 6 for pacing: some of the wordplay is damn near perfect JD :-)
Meriadoc - October 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job Johnny!
Peregrin - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Soon the target of this song will be singing "I Feel Brine". Well done JD
Johnny D - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, Pat, Guy, JB, Alvin, Stuart, Phil, Meriadoc, and Peregrin!
mac - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRGH!
Cap'n Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRHH, THANKEE, MATEY!
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, blow me down! Of course, since it's Johnny D, "walk the plank" could mean something else... so could "blow me down"!
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank ye, Cap'n Pacholek! ARRRHH!
Ravyn Rant - November 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I love pirate parodies. Thanks!
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRH, ye are most welcome, Ravyn Rant!
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
AAARRRGHHHH! A Pirate Parody, eh, matey? Well, shiver me verb tenses, matey. Sending some of me scurvy fives off the plank for ye. Cap'n...
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRRRRRRHHH right back to ye, Cap'n Robinson! Thankee thankee, and thank yer man Friday, too! ARRRRHHH!!!
Johnny D - September 19, 2007 - Report this comment
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Wednesday, September 19, 2007, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
Johnny D - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
ARRRRRHH, ME HEARTIES! Friday, September 19, 2008, be International Talk Like A Pirate Day! ARRRRRHH !!
Stan Hall - November 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Checked out some past treatments after submitting today my own take on the OS and especially enjoyed this one. I thought while reading that it might have been written for a 9/19 submission, but suss from comment dates it didn't necessarily (or quite timely, anyway) target that topically most apropos date. Ah, well, 555 Jolly Rogers backdated to whenever it _was_ submitted/posted, for a delightful parody. :-)
Johnny D (a.k.a. The Comedian) - December 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Belated thanks, Stan.

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