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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Ash and Arwen"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Ash and Arwen"

Parody Written by:

Ashkicksass

The Lyrics

Getting on our favorite website
Reading all the raves and the rants
There's some in the back who, think that we attack
But we are not afraid to take us a stance

Guys, we'll never be easy
I know how hard we can be
To make us be quiet
Would take two lobotomies

People say we should keep our mouths shut
But you know that it will not be
We both have things to say
We're not going away
But it will be ok if you disagree

Guys, we'll never be easy
We'll never just let it be
We're both pretty feisty
And love debating with thee

We'll mock everyone within earshot and more
We will mock you straight through the week
The difference will be, that you'll be ready to scream
And we'll just giggle until we cannot speak

No, we'll never be easy
But you can take it from me
We'll keep laughing until
We hear it from Chucky G

Never save our joking for a rainy day
And we'll never give false charity
Last night the Elf said
One thing that I dread
Is phony folks who just aint got no soul - think!

So if you and I ever tussle
Or you get on Arwen's bad side
Just know in the end, we'll still be your friend
There is no need to run or to hide

Guys it really ain't easy
We're neither mild nor meek
For me to shut my trap
You'd have to Chuckify me

All of you can love us or hate us
But at least you'll know where you stand
We may give you flack, but you should know that
You'll never have a knife in your back

Guys it really ain't easy
We're neither mild nor meek
For me to shut my trap
You'd have to Chuckify me

For me to shut my trap
You'd have to Chuckify me

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Johnny D - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
ROCK ON! ;-)
Stuart McArthur - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I've rehearsed this so give me a moment...(ahem) THAT...IS...EXCELLENT! (no offence taken I hope - getting scared of you two) - 555 - seriously I love it
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh Asskicker! Way to live up to your name, Sugar!! This really does put into words our entire mentality...PERFECTLY...and I love Love LOVE you for writing it!! (But...lest anyone get confused...not in an internet lesbian lovers sort of way...; )...)
Jeff Reuben - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Chuckify...sweet!
Kristof Robertson - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know if I'm frightened or a little turned on...:-) A great parody about a dynamic duo....555
John Barry - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Right on! Well said! Give 'em hell!
Yule Brennan - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent. Can't quite remember the whole melody of the original, but the words and humor are outstanding. You guys RAWK
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Ash is the RAWK-er on this one, Yule...(where is that girl this morning, by the way?????)...I just serve as a stunningly beautiful muse...; )
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Much obliged to Johnny D, Stuart, Arwen, Jeff, Kristof, John and Yuleo. You guys totally kick ass.
Yule Brennan - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, I was confused by the title -- well, all the more impressive for having gone so low on this one, Ash....

Um, I mean, "...for having gone 'solo' on this one"...
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Bastard.
Yule Brennan - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Arwen, I can't even imagine a "stunningly beautiful mule'...'

Ashkicksass, I corrected myself, there's really no reason to be so rude! I'm gonna toss my cookies now so I can go back and give you a whole bunch of 1-1-1s. We'll see who the bastard is now, bastard-face...
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm DYING!!!
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well...I have a bastard in my face...is that the same?
Johnny D - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Well...you know what they say...a bastard in the face is worth two in the...
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!!!
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with....fives...you guys both pen incredible parodies and they're even better when you team up
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
We totally have plans to release a collaboration CD...but this one (sadly) has to go on Ash's solo album. I only wish I had been clever enough to join in on this one!
Ashkicksass - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin!

And don't be silly Arwen. You are clever, and how!
Michael Pacholek - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
With a pair like that, who needs Merry & Pippin? OK, we all do... but at least we know where A & A stand!
Bill Lumbergh - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
"With a pair like that"? How sexist is THAT!?!?! Can't we just appreciate a parody on its own merits without degenerating into a discussion of the author's physical assets? How would you like it if a woman wrote a comment on one of your parodies and said "Nice parody -- I'll bet you don't have to stick socks in your underwear!" I'll bet you wouldn't like that very much.

Please, let's have some manners on these boards, people, please...

Anyway, Ashkicksass, very nice parody.
Arwen - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
While I appreciate the reference to Office Space...aka one of my 10 deserted island DVDs...I give Mr. Pacholek permission to say whatever he wants when addressing Ash and me...I LOVED his comment...=)
Bill Lumbergh - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I still think it takes a real pair to be talking that way...
Jeff Reuben - January 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Now that I actually know the tune, I can appreciate this even more...well done!
Yule Brennan - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(Show & Tell) Still RAWKS! "You'd have to Chuckify me" is CLASSIC!
Agrimorfee - July 05, 2005 - Report this comment
"Chuckify"? That's a word I hope I can use as often as possible. :)
Arwen - January 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Sometimes re-reading the comments make me as happy, or happier, than reading the parodies. hahaha. Love my Ashley girl!!!

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