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Song Parodies -> "All You Preach Is Hate"

Original Song Title:

"All You Need Is Love"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All You Preach Is Hate"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

This song is dedicated to our dear friend Fred Phelps.
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate

It's everything you hate, your web page says.
Be it women, or blacks, or Jews, or dykes or gays
It's libel and rant and insults and violence your ways
It's nasty.
All you preach is hate!

There's nothing you would respect that's different.
Your gospel is outré and weird and badly bent
Nothing you won't do but bully and picket and spew hate
It's nasty.
All you preach is hate, all you preach is hate,
All you preach is hate, hate, hate is all you preach.
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
All you preach is hate, all you preach is hate,
All you preach is hate, hate, hate is all you preach.

There's nothing you won't do that causes harm.
Nothing too low for you that isn't done.
Everywhere you are that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's nasty.
All you preach is hate, all you preach is hate,
All you preach is hate, hate, hate is all you preach.
All you preach is hate (all together now)
All you preach is hate (he hates you, yeah, yeah, yeah)
All you preach is hate, hate, hate is all you preach.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
A well written and clever piece, Susanna, especially with such a difficult song. Boy, is Fred getting a (deserved) hiding!!! 555
Stuart McArthur - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
sure is - as a non-American I'm not familiar with his evil - but that seems to be the consensus
Joe Melchionne - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
i never heard of this phelps guy (am new here) but this parody applies to all hate mongers...555
Arwen - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree whole heartedly that Phelps is totally evil. Here in Wyoming, he's made several stops and held many rallies here...since the Matthew Shepard murder. He was supposed to be here last weekend...but cancelled at the last minute.

Still...I stumbled on pacing several times...and I just couldn't get into this one. I didn't vote...
Ingeborg S. Nordn - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't remember more than the chorus of the song myself, so I'm taking Arwen's word as a pacing expert. Still, turning the original on its head this way is pretty clever and the message is accurate enough: 4-5-5.
Hark - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Song with a (yawn) message... zzzzzz.
Michael Pacholek - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, Toto, I don't think Fred Phelps is in Kansas anymore! And Arwen, if that SOB ever does show his disgusting face in Wyoming... Ride him, Cowboys! (And I mean "ride" in the bench-jockeying sense, though the other way would be poetic justice.)
Susanna Viljanen - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I know several of those Finnish crackers who defaced his web site some years ago. Most of the attackers were either HUT or University of Helsinki geeks, and many of them were reserve officers trained for electronic warfare. As a funny side detail: when they attacked, they used the character names of Vin Linna's novel "The Unknown Soldier", a fiction novel of second world war, which is familiar to almost all Finns. But Rev. Phelps might have had tough time to find out who those Corporal Rokka, Lieutenant Koskela, Private Salo and other defacers actually were...

I think cracking his web site and replacing each and every page with the Finnish flag - the very same he threatened to come to burn in front of our presidential residence - was a good reminder that some people may get pissed off if he continues to behave naughtily.

Joe and Stuart: check out and - Fred Phelps is a priest who represents Calvinism in its most perverted, disgusting, extremist and fanatical form. He is a universal hatemonger, and fulfills all the distinctive characters of psychopath diagnosis. Basically his image of God is what we usually imagine Satan to be. Even Jerry Falwell described him as a "loonie". Just imagine the Christian version of Osama bin Laden, and you get close.
Arwen - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael...he's been here SEVERAL times. He generally comes in the fall...usually around the anniversary of Matthew's death. He was here RIGHT after the murder, and was on campus for several days. I had to walk through them every day. I think the hardest part for me was seeing the little kids...we're talking, like 5 and 6 year olds...holding up his hate propagranda. It really was the most horrible display that I've ever seen. Subsequent visits...(for the trials and even since...simply to produce general dischord)...they've been at the Court House...or it was when I was living in haven't had much chance to kick his ass. Not that I wouldn't try, given the opportunity.
Jeff Reuben - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good question: Why in the world was this guy threatening to burn a Finnish flag? I don't know that I've ever heard anyone "against" Finland.
Arwen - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't believe I said "propagranda." My mistake. I'm so stupid. Sorry kiddies!
Diddims - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Darn right that all he preaches is hate! Why would anybody want to follow him anyway?! ...well, thank goodness he's going to pay for this. I believe in reincarnation; may he come back as one of the peoples that he's targeted, make him see how it feels.
Paul Robinson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work, Susanna - 5's. At first I couldn't place the name "Fred Phelps"...thought maybe it was a reference to an "inside joke" until I came over here and got reminded of what a nasty, small-minded, bigoted *sshole he is. So NOW I do remember him. Diddims - Or maybe as a the next Black Widow spider Arwen smooshes...I think THAT would be more fitting. Then, AFTER THAT, he could come back as one of the people he has targeted. The short stint as the subject on the receiving end of Arwen's "Hand Of Justice" would just be to let him KNOW what an *sshole he had been...
Susanna Viljanen - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Jeff, it happened that when our current President, Tarja Halonen, was elected 2001, she had worked as the lawyer of SETA, Finnish lesbigay organization, in her youth, and she is very pro-minority. The spark was that one Finnish geek wiped his butt on a religious debate, and after hearing Halonen's election and past, he threatened to come here and burn our flag in the front of our presidential residence as a protest. In the end the Finnish authorities convinced that their safety could not have been guaranteed, and they gave the protest up.

During Halonen's period the gay marriages have been legalized, and also the medical and judicial treatment of transsexuals has been standardized. While the gay marriage isn't marriage per s (you cannot have a religious wedding ceremony, since almost all religions recognize marriage as relationship between a man and a woman) , it is judicially comparable to marriage in all respect. Likewise, transsexualism is now considered as a medical condition and not a sexual deviation amongst the authorities.

Diddims, as I said, the thing Phelps most fears that Jesus comes one day back, and this time she is a black dyke.
Jeff Reuben - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Susanna, thanks! And again, good job!
Agrimorfee - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Susanna, thanks for dredging up this SOB's name once again so we know who we should be denigrating. Like Paul, I'd forgotten all about him. It's sad to realize that someone from our shores could be so (deservedly) infamous in other countries.
Diddims - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A-rithist, gerraidh a theanga grnda (Again, his nasty tongue will cut)/ Tro daoine, 'gus bheir e dolaidh...(Through people, and he will bring ruin...)/ O Mhorrigan, Bhrghde, (O Morrigan, Brigid,)/ Ar ban-rghean, tha mi gur guidhe... (Our ladies, I am beseeching you...)/ Thuige, Mhorrigan, thoir mar a choisinn e... (To him, Morrigan, give what he's earned...)/ Slnaich ar daoine bhuaithe, a Bhrghde... (Heal our people from him, O Brigid...)/ Mo bhan-rgh... (My queen...)/
I wish I was Bob Geldof - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
We had a case similar to this in Australia, nearly 2 years ago. In Perth, some arsehole with a German sounding surname (Australian-Born) who is head of a extreame right wing group similar to the KKK, got arreasted for vandilising and grafiting Synogoges, Mosques and Asian restaurants. It sounds like bigoted white men are everywhere!!!!
Jake - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
Every little bit helps. I made a much less sophisticated rant as a parody of Green Day's "Ha Ha You're Dead" on this site. I'm with you guys in WY, and when he shows up here in NC for Billy Graham's funeral, I'll be waiting.
Joey Grisso - November 22, 2008 - Report this comment
haha great parody. I couldnt agree w/ u more- phelps is not a christian! at all! lol, imagine his suprise when HE ends up in hell! (oh and 5-5-5- ratings to the song)
SPANK that Douchebag traitor! - March 01, 2023 - Report this comment
I just stumbled upon this. Just like trashTrump, he preached and practiced hatred. And incest, his WBC is/was a cult of inbreds. Douchebag TraitorTrump has his daughter for his wife. What has really changed? And FTR, Phelps has come to my home state of Ohio several times, trying to disrupt veteran funerals. Sometimes the Foo Fighters would arrive (before a show) to chase those hypocrite scum away.

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