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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Debate Loser"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Loser"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Debate Loser"

Parody Written by:

Vincent Miskell

The Lyrics

Bush in first debate with Kerry, September 30, 2004

I'm a loser
Debate loser
And I'm just what I appear to be

Of all the fights I have won or have lost
There is one guy I should never have crossed
He was one Senator in a hundred, alas
I should have known Kerry'd kick my ass

I'm a loser
And I lost as the War President
I'm a loser
And I couldn't say just what I meant

He came out punching to knock me out
But I only "ahhed" when I opened my mouth
He said Iraq was my biggest mistake
Now the world sees I'm barely awake

I'm a loser
And I lost as the War President
I'm a loser
And I couldn't say just what I meant

Used to be a slacker with little to do
While booze and drugs have hurt my IQ
I came on strong as the super patriot
But this debate shows I really don't know squat

I'm a loser
Cannot admit Iraq's a big mistake
I'm a loser
The debate shows I'm the bigger fake

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John Barry - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Vincent, but you're too kind.
Robert J. Pagliaro - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one. Hopefully, for our safety, the coward will be gone in four more weeks.
Michael Pacholek - October 07, 2004 - Report this comment
No debate about it: Fives all the way.

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