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Song Parodies -> "Squidentology"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

This song was inspired by a cult, considered "dangerous" by the Victims of Religion in Finland, whose representants tried to fast-talk me. The name "squidentology" originates to Drake Emko and Jennifer Brodczik and their wondeful net comics, "Hackles". You may replace "squidentology" with your favourite repulsive-experienced denomination.
Dear Sir and Ma'am would you please shut up
I am not interested so could you stop
It's crap and it's bull and it's insincere
You need a life 'cause I don't wanna hear 'bout Squidentology

It's dirty story of your history
you do not practise what you preach
I'm not interetsted on worshipping
giant octopus, so quit ranting on squidentology!

I don't wanna be a brainwashed sheep
your teachings really do give me creep
Freedom on faith does not give you right
to fast talk me, hey, stop preaching on squidentology

I'm too old for the Chthulhu stuff
or getting high with sex which's rough
I'm no more a virgin so I'm not good
for human sacrifice, so piss of with squidentology

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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Agrimorfee - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Interesting stuff, Susanna.. Keep working at it! (i love critiquing newbies who show promising stuff, i hope you don't mind) :)
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
From time to time I occasionally award top-marks to a parody simply to reward its brilliantly original, totally bizarre, off-the-wall weirdness .... "Squidentology" qualifies on all accounts! 555
John Barry - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job. For starters, per your suggestion, I'd substitute Scientology and alter a few lyrics accordingly. Say, wasn't L. Ron a paperback writer?
Johnny D - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
JB, that's right! L. Ron wrote pulp sci-fi novels back in the 50's. Hey, Scientology's got a lot of parody possibilities...... "E-Meter"....."going clear"....."Operating Thetan"....."Xemu"....."Going Over The Rainbow".....No, I am NOT a Scientologist!
martha - October 04, 2004 - Report this comment
this is seriously offf the wall .. do they really wordship squid?????
Phil Alexander - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I was wondering... would "sesquidentology" be the study of one and a half teeth?
Yoidy - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I didn't know the squid was worshiped as a god! 555

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