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Song Parodies -> "Sabre-tooth Tiger"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sabre-tooth Tiger"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

sabre-tooth tiger

i'm starin at 'em...but its in a book
but in the years gone by...someone got a look
chased by the cavemen...it was man they feared
so the roamed in mobs
lord, i'd love to see a sabre-tooth tiger
sabre-tooth tiger

they observed the dawnin' of the age of man
but their violent ways, they don't understand
had fun by jerkin' on their swingin' tails
they were dirty slobs
lord, i'd love to see a sabre-tooth tiger
sabre-tooth tiger

sabre-tooth tiger

there were thousands of 'em, till the weapons flew
now there ain't no more...couldn't make it through
they'd have lasted longer, maybe quite a while
but then man came 'round
lord, i'd love to see a sabre-tooth tiger
sabre-tooth tiger

guess they really liked 'em...killed 'em left and right
they became endangered, nearly overnight
there'll be no returnin' for this species here
and my poor heart aches
lord, i'd love to see a sabre-tooth tiger
sabre-tooth tiger

sabre-tooth tiger
sabre-tooth tiger
sabre-tooth tiger
sabre-tooth tiger



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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Johnny D - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
MMRROWWRRR!!! 5-5-5
Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
As old Snaggletooth would say, they made their "exit, stage left". This one was interesting.
Phil Alexander - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice, Alvin. I'd love to see a sabre-tooth tiger, too :-)
Arwen - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I've been sick this week, Alvin...and am sore all over. I've been trying not to laugh because it makes me hurt even more...but I couldn't help it on this one! Good job! 5s...
Dee Range - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's hoping your parodies never go extinct...5's
Ashkicksass - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I would not like to see a saber tooth tiger. It would scare the daylights out of me! Great job, Al!
alvin rhodes - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you johnny guy phil arwen dee and ash...and i hope you feel better soon arwen

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