Song Parodies -> Aging Madonna
| Original Song Title: | "Lady Madonna" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Aging Madonna" |
| Parody Written by: | Paul Robinson |
The ongoing Hollywood dilemma - what to do when you're aging and your name is no longer on everybody's lips. Answer: Locate the lips of someone whose name IS currently on everybody's lips and shamelessly suck away until people start noticing that you are the person on the other end of the current pop tartlet's botoxified yap-trap.
Aging Madonna, Britney kissed your lips
Liposuction surely will slim your hips
Album's not selling, don't have much to say
And what you do will not tempt the fans to pay
Videos you make now just take up space
Really boring; don't seem too well done
You're reduced to kissing Britney Spear's face
Not too much fun
Aging Madonna, now you are distressed
Record sales are dropping, makes you depressed
(Instrumental break)
Seems now you're done
Lately, Madonna, no one seems to care
Yawns now greet exposure of your pubic hair
(Instrumental break)
Tunes get no airplay; they get no mention
Once you were outrageous; those days done
Unsold albums overflow the warehouse
No orders come
Aging Madonna; must now kiss 'pop-tart'
Soon your albums will be on sale at K-Mart
Liposuction surely will slim your hips
Album's not selling, don't have much to say
And what you do will not tempt the fans to pay
Videos you make now just take up space
Really boring; don't seem too well done
You're reduced to kissing Britney Spear's face
Not too much fun
Aging Madonna, now you are distressed
Record sales are dropping, makes you depressed
(Instrumental break)
Seems now you're done
Lately, Madonna, no one seems to care
Yawns now greet exposure of your pubic hair
(Instrumental break)
Tunes get no airplay; they get no mention
Once you were outrageous; those days done
Unsold albums overflow the warehouse
No orders come
Aging Madonna; must now kiss 'pop-tart'
Soon your albums will be on sale at K-Mart
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Paul, oh man, I don't know how you do it dude, but your parodies have a way of making me laugh out-loud-for-real....this one sure did, especially the line "Yawns now greet exposure of your pubic hair" !!! 5's, great work, PR.
Nice one, Paul - you're right, this is different enough to mine. And I'll bet there's plenty more possibilties in this tune, too (Valby's done one that I know of..)
JD - I guess I have sized up your "funny bone" pretty well - probably because it responds to the same type of stuff mine does. Thanks, Phil, yes, there are a lot of ways to 'diss Madonna (hmmm...maybe "50"...).
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Lay dis bad on ya,
Face lift for your breast.
Why's your belly button,
Moved up to your chest?
Loved it Paul. Well done.
Face lift for your breast.
Why's your belly button,
Moved up to your chest?
Loved it Paul. Well done.
Many great lines...I even loved the "botoxified yap-trap in the comments
Yes - what they said and more. Paul, If I may - Guy, where the hell are you? I thought you'd be in New York this week - you know, you at the convention, me outside protesting. I was looking forward to being nice to one Republican this week.
Mari D & Guy - Glad you enjoyed it. I had a lot of fun writing this one.
Dee & Robt. Pags - thanks!
Robert - I wish. I saw all those democratic demonstrators on TV Sunday with the flag drapped coffins and it scared me to death. It must be like a mad house up there this week. Are you even bothering to go to work?
And that's why I like you Guy - because you and I look at the same things and see it two different ways. Anyway, yes I am at work - no real problems getting to work. Getting within a 10 block area of the Garden is tough. I was at and participated in Sunday's protest(s) - it was wonderful - very peaceful from where I was. What I find very scary are the police with machine guns walking around the city - like Osama is going to walk up and ask for directions to the Empire State building or Garden - and the helicopters overhead and bomb-sniffing dogs on the street. Peace, bob
Robert - That one must have blown right over your head, sorry. Coffins scaring me to death. This is scary though - cops with machine guns. I witnessed this in 1985 in Frankfurt Airport in Germany. It was in June and the TWA high-jacking had just occurred. On June 19th I was in that airport and a bomb blew up in the Pan Am ticket area from where I departed just five minutes prior. When I returned about 2 1/2 weeks later the airport was crawling with German police in pairs with uzi machine guns. A most uncomfortable feeling indeed.
Please accept my apology - I had just read a piece on the way in blasting the coffin carrying. Well, then you know - it is uncomfortable. Glad to hear you're alive and well Guy. bob
So many comments I had to read what parody it was again. I really loved all the opening comments, Paul, and the parody as well. 5's
Thanks, Adagio, glad you enjoyed it.
Rigth on Target!
great concept....i like the pubic hair line....i didn't even like her when she was young...still think she shoulda named her kid "jesus"
Tim & alvin - Thanks!
I'm sur prised none of you mentioned once her ungodly expensive concert at Slane Castle in Ireland. I heard it didn't do too well.
Kat, was not aware the "Aging" One did a gig at Slane. So she didn't "Slay 'em" there, eh? Thanks for stopping in...
SOTM - Paul, nice choice for this contest. I see you are also using it for the Beatles competition thread. Good luck in both competitions!
Guy, Thanks! Yeah, it was between this one and another Beatles parody, "I've No Leg, Man; I've A Peg, Man" - of the original song "I Am The Walrus". It was tough to decide - I made recordings of both and I liked this one better as far as out-an-out being funny...
Loverly. I loved the whole thing.
Thanks, Ash...
(SOTM AUG) See above!
(SOTM) Scathingly humorous, I loved the 'pop-tart' phrase the best, but the whole thing had me writhing with giggles, 'like a surgeon, botching Bill Clinton's heart chime'. 5 cone bras from moi.
(Aug 04 sotm) Good job, although kind of overdid the Britney thing...pretty obvious stuff.
SOTM--Hilarious, Paul!
And you can keep doing updates of this (Drooling Madonna)
(SOTM) Why do i keep forgetting to post that I read these for sotm? I like this one a lot btw
Thanks to all...Rick, I like your update/sequel idea, but where would it all end..."Diapered Madonna"???
SOTM Already voted...still funny!!
(SOTM) Yeah, this one's quite funny.
Thanks Adagio/Phil N.
Funny stuff, P-Rob. I particularly like the preface and the pubic hair line (though methinks she doesn't sport much of that anymore). Madonna's a really fun target. Honestly, though, I wouldn't mind being in her position of wondering what to do next to extend a phenomenally successful 20+ year career (not to mention having to kiss Britney and Xtina - what a chore).
Thankfully, I didn't see said gig either
ooooh you are so cruel Paul!!!
(SOTM) Paul: Madonna will never let go. Never. NEVER. NEEEVER. When she reaches the diapering stage she will first take up golf, the necrophila, the final hobbies for life...and beyond! (Don't ask about the golf part, you don't wanna know).
Correction: "then necrophilia"
Kat/Spaff/Martha/Know 1/ Thanks all! Spaff - not sure about whether Madonna sports PubHair or not these days. Kat, I didn't see it "Live" but I have seen the replays more than enough. Martha, well, cruel, but methinks, Fair....Know 1 - not going in the "necro-land" here, but she probably will...
Funny idea and execution Paul!
(SOTM) Good one!
Per & Mer - Thanks! There...
I liked "seems now she's done" best. Very good.
Thanks, Claude...
I know it's considered a sin to do this to a Beatles song, but I still gotta DKTOS. Rhyme scheme was pretty good, though.
2nz - Hey, if you don't know it, you don't know...there are a few Beatles tunes that I can't place from the titles or even when I see the parodies to them. No problem...thanks for the comment on the rhyme scheme, though...
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