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Song Parodies -> "Aging Madonna"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Aging Madonna"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

The ongoing Hollywood dilemma - what to do when you're aging and your name is no longer on everybody's lips. Answer: Locate the lips of someone whose name IS currently on everybody's lips and shamelessly suck away until people start noticing that you are the person on the other end of the current pop tartlet's botoxified yap-trap.
Aging Madonna, Britney kissed your lips
Liposuction surely will slim your hips
Album's not selling, don't have much to say
And what you do will not tempt the fans to pay

Videos you make now just take up space
Really boring; don't seem too well done
You're reduced to kissing Britney Spear's face
Not too much fun

Aging Madonna, now you are distressed
Record sales are dropping, makes you depressed

(Instrumental break)

Seems now you're done

Lately, Madonna, no one seems to care
Yawns now greet exposure of your pubic hair

(Instrumental break)

Tunes get no airplay; they get no mention
Once you were outrageous; those days done
Unsold albums overflow the warehouse
No orders come

Aging Madonna; must now kiss 'pop-tart'
Soon your albums will be on sale at K-Mart

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Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Paul, oh man, I don't know how you do it dude, but your parodies have a way of making me laugh out-loud-for-real....this one sure did, especially the line "Yawns now greet exposure of your pubic hair" !!! 5's, great work, PR.
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice one, Paul - you're right, this is different enough to mine. And I'll bet there's plenty more possibilties in this tune, too (Valby's done one that I know of..)
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
JD - I guess I have sized up your "funny bone" pretty well - probably because it responds to the same type of stuff mine does. Thanks, Phil, yes, there are a lot of ways to 'diss Madonna (hmmm...maybe "50"...).
Mari D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Guy - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Lay dis bad on ya,
Face lift for your breast.
Why's your belly button,
Moved up to your chest?

Loved it Paul. Well done.
Dee Range - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Many great lines...I even loved the "botoxified yap-trap in the comments
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes - what they said and more. Paul, If I may - Guy, where the hell are you? I thought you'd be in New York this week - you know, you at the convention, me outside protesting. I was looking forward to being nice to one Republican this week.
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Mari D & Guy - Glad you enjoyed it. I had a lot of fun writing this one.
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Dee & Robt. Pags - thanks!
Guy - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Robert - I wish. I saw all those democratic demonstrators on TV Sunday with the flag drapped coffins and it scared me to death. It must be like a mad house up there this week. Are you even bothering to go to work?
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
And that's why I like you Guy - because you and I look at the same things and see it two different ways. Anyway, yes I am at work - no real problems getting to work. Getting within a 10 block area of the Garden is tough. I was at and participated in Sunday's protest(s) - it was wonderful - very peaceful from where I was. What I find very scary are the police with machine guns walking around the city - like Osama is going to walk up and ask for directions to the Empire State building or Garden - and the helicopters overhead and bomb-sniffing dogs on the street. Peace, bob
Guy - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Robert - That one must have blown right over your head, sorry. Coffins scaring me to death. This is scary though - cops with machine guns. I witnessed this in 1985 in Frankfurt Airport in Germany. It was in June and the TWA high-jacking had just occurred. On June 19th I was in that airport and a bomb blew up in the Pan Am ticket area from where I departed just five minutes prior. When I returned about 2 1/2 weeks later the airport was crawling with German police in pairs with uzi machine guns. A most uncomfortable feeling indeed.
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Please accept my apology - I had just read a piece on the way in blasting the coffin carrying. Well, then you know - it is uncomfortable. Glad to hear you're alive and well Guy. bob
Adagio - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
So many comments I had to read what parody it was again. I really loved all the opening comments, Paul, and the parody as well. 5's
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio, glad you enjoyed it.
Tim Hall - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Rigth on Target!
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
great concept....i like the pubic hair line....i didn't even like her when she was young...still think she shoulda named her kid "jesus"
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim & alvin - Thanks!
Kat - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sur prised none of you mentioned once her ungodly expensive concert at Slane Castle in Ireland. I heard it didn't do too well.
Paul Robinson - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Kat, was not aware the "Aging" One did a gig at Slane. So she didn't "Slay 'em" there, eh? Thanks for stopping in...
Guy - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - Paul, nice choice for this contest. I see you are also using it for the Beatles competition thread. Good luck in both competitions!
Paul Robinson - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy, Thanks! Yeah, it was between this one and another Beatles parody, "I've No Leg, Man; I've A Peg, Man" - of the original song "I Am The Walrus". It was tough to decide - I made recordings of both and I liked this one better as far as out-an-out being funny...
Ash - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Loverly. I loved the whole thing.
Paul Robinson - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Ash...
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM AUG) See above!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Scathingly humorous, I loved the 'pop-tart' phrase the best, but the whole thing had me writhing with giggles, 'like a surgeon, botching Bill Clinton's heart chime'. 5 cone bras from moi.
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aug 04 sotm) Good job, although kind of overdid the Britney thing...pretty obvious stuff.
Arwen - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--Hilarious, Paul!
Rick D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
And you can keep doing updates of this (Drooling Madonna)
Ash - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Why do i keep forgetting to post that I read these for sotm? I like this one a lot btw
Paul Robinson - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all...Rick, I like your update/sequel idea, but where would it all end..."Diapered Madonna"???
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Already voted...still funny!!
Phil Nelson - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Yeah, this one's quite funny.
Paul Robinson - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio/Phil N.
Spaff.com - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny stuff, P-Rob. I particularly like the preface and the pubic hair line (though methinks she doesn't sport much of that anymore). Madonna's a really fun target. Honestly, though, I wouldn't mind being in her position of wondering what to do next to extend a phenomenally successful 20+ year career (not to mention having to kiss Britney and Xtina - what a chore).
Kat - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thankfully, I didn't see said gig either
martha - September 23, 2004 - Report this comment
ooooh you are so cruel Paul!!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Paul: Madonna will never let go. Never. NEVER. NEEEVER. When she reaches the diapering stage she will first take up golf, the necrophila, the final hobbies for life...and beyond! (Don't ask about the golf part, you don't wanna know).
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Correction: "then necrophilia"
Paul Robinson - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Kat/Spaff/Martha/Know 1/ Thanks all! Spaff - not sure about whether Madonna sports PubHair or not these days. Kat, I didn't see it "Live" but I have seen the replays more than enough. Martha, well, cruel, but methinks, Fair....Know 1 - not going in the "necro-land" here, but she probably will...
Peregrin - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny idea and execution Paul!
Meriadoc - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Good one!
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Per & Mer - Thanks! There...
Claude Prez - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked "seems now she's done" best. Very good.
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Claude...
2nz - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
I know it's considered a sin to do this to a Beatles song, but I still gotta DKTOS. Rhyme scheme was pretty good, though.
Paul Robinson - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
2nz - Hey, if you don't know it, you don't know...there are a few Beatles tunes that I can't place from the titles or even when I see the parodies to them. No problem...thanks for the comment on the rhyme scheme, though...
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