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Song Parodies -> "Yesterday (The Seven Deadly Sins Cycle, Part I)"

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Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yesterday (The Seven Deadly Sins Cycle, Part I)"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

Is it just me, or is "Yesterday" the easiest song ever to parody? You can't just parody it once, there's no sport to it! So, we'll begin with Gluttony and work our way through the list, shall we?
Clothes are so tight I can't button me
Cut a neck hole in a tent for me
So I can feed my gluttony

Look at me
I am thrice the girl I used to be
Get the 8-piece meal at KFC
Oh, gluttony is killing me

Why'd I have to eat?
Where's my feet?
I just can't say
If I eat some more
Then the floor
Just might give way

All-you-can-eat places close for me
Costco tasting ladies run from me
For they can see my gluttony

So I like my food!
Helps my mood
I'll even share
I could hear you judge
But there's fudge!
So I don't care

There's another 50 pounds of me
Hear my doctor wants to talk to me
She heard about my gluttony...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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 5   14

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Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, Ravyn, I ate this one up...5's.
Guy - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This one has more bounce to the ounce than the normal fat free parody. I'm droppin' 5 pounds on this one and I ain't even gonna diet.
Arwen - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This, Ravyn, is HILARIOUS! I LOVE it! I can't wait to read the next two...=)

Favorite line: Costco tasting ladies run from me...LOL!!!
Dee Range - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Please stop when you get to 555 lbs
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
What Arwen said... must admit I kind of came here with a bit of trepidation, but now I'm looking forward to reading the next two :-)
Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
You must think we're all gluttons for funishment! 5-5-5
Adagio - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Looks like I started at the other end of the list. They are all good...mmm...fudge! 5's
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
It's like a comedy version of Kieslowski's "Decalogue"...or something like that. Looking forward for more of the sins.
2nz - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice rhyme scheme. That's one
Meriadoc - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the "button me" rhyme! ;-D
Joelle - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great! I liked the judge, fudge rhyme! 5's!
alvin rhodes - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
a plethora of clever wordplay in this tidbit...nice job...5s
Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not even Christian but I think this one is funny, not to mention well-paced with some good allusions to the original. Fives all round!

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