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Song Parodies -> "A Day With My Wife"

Original Song Title:

"A Day In The Life"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"A Day With My Wife"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I ate some lunch today, oh boy
Another yucky pan that she had made
And though the possum was quite bad
I didn't even laugh
I knew its' epitaph

It got run over by her car
She never saw him...putting lipstick on
A crowd of possums stood and stared
They'd seen him fat before
Now they didn't know for sure if he was dad or just a board.....

I saw her nude today, oh boy
Her saggin' boobies had just hit the floor
The strap on her bra broke away
Well I just had to gawk
Now I'm still in shock

'Cause that don't turn... me... on

Woke up, rolled up a dube, dropped the roach down in my pubes
Found my way upstairs to find some cream
I saw my wife, and I hoped it was a dream

Found her bloated, flabbed and fat, made me puke in seconds flat
Found my way downstairs and went outside
My numb body shook as I then began to scream

ARRGHHHHHH!!!!...........

I had more lunch today, oh boy
Four thousand Rolaids...heartburn disappeared
And now my stomach's rather small
I hardly eat a lot
If I do next thing ya know I'd fill a cemetery plot

She seems to burn...it...all

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Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Made me laugh out loud, really, physically! Funniest one I've ready today, Dee, fabulous, brilliantly hilarious. So many great lines...."Now they didn't know for sure if he was dad or just a board" ...... "Woke up, rolled up a dube, dropped the roach down in my pubes" .... "Found her bloated, flabbed and fat, made me puke in seconds flat" .... and more! 5-5-5
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Really a superb job on this one, Dee. Pace was perfect, including all the internal timing and word sounds. And really funny, too.
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hmm... Dee Range by name? Very funny, but I hope for your sake that you ain't really married ;-)
Dee Range - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, Paul, and Phil. thanks
Ricky Bounds - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This could have been about my wife. Good one.
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I smell a divorse coming up in 555 seconds.
Dee Range - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Ricky and K1, thanks for the comments
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
sounds like quite the day....5s
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Totally goofy. Loved it 555.
Dee Range - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin and Agrimorfee, thanks

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