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Song Parodies -> "I've No Leg, Man; I've A Peg, Man"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Walrus"

Original Performer:

the Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I've No Leg, Man; I've A Peg, Man"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Arrrrggghhhh!!! Pirate Parodies!!! Shiver me verb tenses...
Yo-heave-ho, away we go, as we leave shore
we're sailing in bad weather
Drinking our rum, we're pigs, we are scum
Our black flag flies
We're vermin

Sitting on the top deck
Watching for a ship to come
Pasty merchant seamen, simple bloody plunder
Send the captain off the plank
don't think he'll float too long

I've got no leg, man
I have a peg, man
I am a Pirate
Har-har-dee-har

Mr. Wimpy English Captain
On your ship the impressed long for home
Us you don't own, we plunder then we roam
then drink our rum

We're violent
we're violent, we're vile men, we're vile, man

Yellow dog land-lubber
See the patch upon my eye
Lost it in a bar fight
Had a barber stitch it
'hoy, and then I raced right back
and headed out to sea

I've got no leg, man
I've got a peg, man
I am a Pirate
Yo-ho-dee-ho

(Instrumental Break)


Quaffing down a keg of stale ale
Drinking down some rum
Get so drunk I know I cannot stand
I'm lying on below deck scum

I've got no leg , man
(spoken: " I'm a bloody cur")
I have a peg, man
(spoken: "the deep holds my fortune")
I am a Pirate
Yo-ho-dee-ho, yo-ho-ho-dee-ho

Lilly-livered English "Willie's"
Pirates make great sport and laugh at you
(Ho-ho-ho-yo-ho-ho-har-har-har)
You soon will feel the cold of our steel
Skin your insides
You're dying

Sailing ships we'll plunder
At our pleasure from you cowards
Foppish British Admiral quoting Billy Shakespeare
Har, you should have seen his knees shake
walking down the plank

I've got no leg, man
I've got a peg, man
I am a Pirate
Har-har-dee-har
ha-har-har-dee-har
Yo-ho-ho-ho
Ha-har-har-dee-har
argh-argh
argha-argha-argha
argha-argha-argha
argha-argha-argha
argha-argha

(Scurvy liar....Sea-sailing vermin...
Davey Jones locker will rest ye)

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Kristof Robertson - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, stap my vitals and bring me a glass-eyed whore! Very good, Paul...55
John Barry - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great, mate!
Adagio - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Really good one, Paul 5's
Sweet Indigo - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Five five five and a bottle of rum!
Ashkicksass - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Paul! 5's across the plank.
Steve Ka-LaFitte - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Shiver me timbers, what a good parody!
Paul Robinson - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrrrggghhh...thank ye, maties...
Captain Long Dong Johnny D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
ARRRRHH me hearty, I give ye three 5's fer yar sea-chanty here, an' me only complaint be yer "my" instead of "me" in "See the patch upon my eye", arrrrhh!!!
Rick D - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
This is now my fave walrus parody.
Paul Robinson - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Captain Long Dong Johnny D (ehh, matey, that appears to be quite a mouthful) - please accept me humble apologies, matey, arrrggghhh! I must have been out of me mind to miss that. Ye must know I learned me "Pirate" talk as ye knee, matey, starting with ye tale, "Gangplank to Heaven". Thanks, Rick !
Meriadoc - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
The only thing that would have made it better was if you had used 'poop deck' instead of top deck. But still excellent!
Paul Robinson - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Mer - Ahh! Poop Deck! That would have been a stinkier touch. Thanks!
DeeRange - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
An absolute masterpiece. Blackbeard would be proud to sing this one
Paul Robinson - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment
DR - Thank you.
Agrimorfee - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
And here's another clue for you all...The Pirate was Paul! 555
Paul Robinson - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - Thanks...hmmm...thought I did that a couple days ago...
Charlie Decker - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
So damn funny that it should be illegal.
Paul Robinson - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie D...

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