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Song Parodies -> "I'll Fry at 10"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Cry Instead"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Fry at 10"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Some "Convict Blues" to peruse...

I've got every reason on earth to be sad
'Cause I just lost the last appeal I had
The vote was "8 to 1"
Said "keep the juice on 'til he's done"
So at 10, I'll fry, they said

I got an arrest record that's longer than most books
Did a lot more violence than most crooks
I walk the green mile now
I stayed alive as long as they'd allow
To the chair I'll soon be led

I won't deny that I'm really scared
At that time I'll try one last prayer
I'd like to reincarnate-ate
But I don't think that chance is great

But if I do I hope I stay out of jail
'Cause all the sex I get's with other males
You can't get a woman to screw
So intercourse with men is what you do
Then at 10, I'll fry, 'til dead

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
perfect pacing and clever wordplay...5s PLUS
Paul Robinson - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin.
Charlie Decker - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Sterling as usual, Paul. One of my favorite Beatles songs turns into one of my favorite Beatles parodies!
Paul Robinson - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Charlie!

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