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Song Parodies -> "All My Coven"

Original Song Title:

"All My Loving"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"All My Coven"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Salem Witch Trials: Innocent people burned at the stake for holding beliefs that differed from the "mainstream". Sure glad the human race has gotten past all that now...
See my trial held by fire
I sure raised their ire
The stuff that they said wasn't true
But I'm screwed anyway
Getting cooked here today
I could not get judicial review

As the flames keep on rising
Guess it's not surprising
My guilt would be judged by these fools
But whatever I say
I will burn here today
See they're using my books for more fuel

All my coven made the witch's brew
All my coven practiced witchcraft, too

Witches' cries form a choir
From here on the pyre
Where we've been condemned to our doom
I sure hope that someday
They won't kill folks this way
Burning people is needlessly cruel

All my coven made the witches' brew
All my coven practiced witchcraft, too
All my coven, in this oven, oooooohhhh
All my coven, now make witches' stew

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Kristof Robertson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Recently did "The Crucible" on stage...so for me, this was fantastic! 555
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof - Glad to strike a timely chord here. Thanks!
Ashkicksass - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This witch liked it alot!
The Thought Police - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I, for one,am not sure if they all gotten past it now,just too bad I can't show 'em this parody 555 !
K1chyd - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Im with TTP, the introduction was a nice adding to the whole thing.
Arwen - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This witch would like to point out that "alot" is two words..."a lot."

Also...5s, Paul...this made me laugh...
Adagio - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Good, Paul 5's (did I detect a note of sarcasm in the top comments? lol)
Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thou shalt not coven thy neighbor's parody. Except for this one. 5-5-5
John Barry - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
3 pentagrams--and great title.
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
great title...fun to sing along with
Dee Range - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Awsome . Had me in stitches with the witches. High 5's
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Sarcasm? I? Perish forbid...Thank you all
Guy - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Bewitching.
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy.
Tim Mayfield - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved it.
especially "all my coven, in this oven"
Paul Robinson - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim!
Lionel Mertens - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Your are the Grand Master of lyriscism Paul,5's.
Paul Robinson - April 07, 2007 - Report this comment
A much belated-thanks, Lionel.

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