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Song Parodies -> "I Decline"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel Fine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Decline"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

baby dines with me, you know
she's happy eatin' meat, you know
i'm not, though
she's in love with meat, but i decline

baby's eatin' swine, you know
she eats it all the time, you know
i don't, though
she's in love with meat, but i decline

she's so bad...she's even into squirrel
i would gag...if i gave that a whirl

buy my baby, chicken wings, you know
and other ghastly things, you know
i'll pass, though
she's in love with meat, but i decline

baby likes bovines, you know
she chews meat off their spines, you know
i can't though
she's in love with meat, but i decline

smells so bad...it makes me wanna hurl
that's her bag....a real meat-eatin' girl

and it's praises, she will sing, you know
more chicken-a-la-king, you know
i'll pass, though
she's in love with meat, but i decline

hmmmmmm hmmmmmm

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Ashkicksass - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I hope you won't decline the three 5's that I just gave you...
John Barry - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Alvin. Some very funny lines.
Arwen - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a sucker for a great Beatles parody...5s, alvin!!
Johnny D - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Gee, doesn't sound ALL bad, if you know what I mean. 5's
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, ash, john, arwen and johnny
Ravyn Rant - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hee! Have some nice vegetarian fives...
Leo Jay - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hah! That's the best vegan/vegetarian parody I've seen, and I've written and read quite a few...
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn and leo
Guy - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The state department sent a communique to the Chinese government sometime in the 1980s. Seems a gift of two endangered species birds were given as a gift intended for their national zoo. The diplomatic message found it's way to the Chinese politburo asking how they liked the birds. The answer was very brief - Delicious!

Al, is your 'baby' in this song Chinese?
Leah Lockhart - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I can totally relate! Great job Alvin... you know what they say, vegetarians taste better. ;-)
alvin rhodes - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks guy and leah....yes, guy, she was chinese

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