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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Do Pat"

Original Song Title:

"You Can't Do That"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Do Pat"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

imagine this being sung by richard nixon......
i got something to say
i think you're a pain
if i catch you talkin' to my wife, again
i'm gonna hunt you down...(hunt you down)
and knock you flat
(gonna hunt you down and knock you flat)
because i told you before can't do pat

well, its the second time
i've got elected again
do you think i'd let you take my wife
and give her a spin ?
i think i'll knock you down...(knock you down)
you crazy cat
(gonna knock you down, you crazy cat)
because i told you before can't do pat

you can't do can't do pat
you can't do can't so pat
you can't do can't do pat

this is so obscene
you want some fun with one i love
i'm feelin' mean
stop talkin' that way
i'll punch in your face

you're sure gettin' to me
cause you're way out of line
my wife is appealing
but she's also all mine
i'm gonna cool you down...(cool you down)
you little rat
(gonna cool you down, you little rat)
because i told you before can't do pat

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Dee Range - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Trying to visualize Nixon singing this cracked me up. 5's across
John Barry - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Reminds me of the old joke: Nixon had to see "Deep Throat" three times before he got it down pat.
Paul Robinson - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - you truly have no sense of shame...Dug up the bones of old Tricky Dick Nixon to kick around like a soccer ball. 5's.
MrMacphisto - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome... lol
Johnny D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Let me make this perfectly clear.... 5's! - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
And I thought this was going to be about Julia Sweeney's SNL character. Funny stuff. John Barry's joke too.
alvin rhodes - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, dee, john, paul, macphisto, johnny and spaff...glad you enjoyed my little rip at tricky dick

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