In the town where I was born
I am the object of mock and scorn
And the reason for this scene
Is yellow fluid in my canteen

I'm not a jerk, I'm not a punk
But still my berath smells like a skunk
Run out and get me listerine
Cause someone's wizzin' in my canteen

Chorus: Ringo drinks from the yellow filled canteen
Yellow filled canteen, yellow filed canteen

John uses the toilet (John uses the Jon)
When he's got to go (When he's got to go)
George likes to write his name (write his name)
In the snow (In the snow)
And I run (And I run)
To bushes green (To bushes green)
But Paul uses (Paul uses)
My canteen (A-ha!)

Chorus