-> "Beer... Chair... and Marge's Hair"
Original Song Title:
"Here, There And Everywhere"
Parody Song Title:
"Beer... Chair... and Marge's Hair"
Parody Written by:
Leola Jayne Schwartz
I love my darling wife...
when she is bringing me beer!
making each day full of cheer!
Seeing my wife with a beer in her hand --
beer for her man -
makes my destination clear:
Where I have never a care...
Sitting there drinking... and then when I pee,
I sit on my porc'lain chair...
And then there's Marge's hair:
When I need an extra beer, I always find one there,
So I needn't get up from my comfy chair...
But never ask me to share!
When I'm out drinking at Moe's with the guys,
It's no surprise
That I never share my beer...
But from my comfy chair,
I can grab an extra beer from out of Marge's hair
And I know that she won't ever ask to share
So I have never a care...
Why go out drinking at Moe's with the guys,
Their greedy eyes all coveting Homer's beer...?
I'll stay here... and drink my beer:
And Marge's hair!
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