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Song Parodies -> "Can't Get No Job, Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Get No Job, Man"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is not funny.
He's a real snow job man
Following the blow job man
But I can't get no job man, for nothing

Doesn't matter, Left or Right
They don't care about my plight
I can't get no job tonight, for nothing

Those who can won't listen
It should be their mission
They should care about all the folks who can't make a life

Kerry seems an awful dope
So I don't have too much hope
But I find it hard to cope with nothing

Has no real point of view
For the war... against it too
Picked a decent number two... that's something

When you come from money
Rich folks are your buddies
And the life of poor folks like me are not worth a damn

Follow the blow job man
With a spoiled snow job man
Next we'll have 'who knows' - jobs, man, mean everything...

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Just remember: Every vote that stays home is a vote for the first "President" in 75 years to bring the American people a net job LOSS. So if you really believe this, then it's John Kerry and John Edwards, which you appear to believe is the lesser of two evils, or Georgie Bush and Dick Cheney, the evil of two lessers. Make the correct choice, not the far-right one.
Unemployment - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not sure one of the evils is necessarily lesser. They're just different. That's okay, you see it how you see it. I don't even blame Bush for catering to the rich -- he's a product of his background and indoctrination, just like we all are. He's a not particularly talented guy who got a Harvard MBA, became successful in business and became POTUS, so of course from his perspective, people who have it tough just haven't done what they were supposed to. I can understand how he would view things that way. I just don't understand why so many of us voted for him knowing that that's his perspective. Anyway, I hope you get what you want in November. I hope all of us do. Glad you read this at least. I guess most people who read the stuff on this site only like silly stuff.

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