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Song Parodies -> "Pay-per-day Sniper (Or, The Story of a Fallujah Fighter)"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Pay-per-day Sniper (Or, The Story of a Fallujah Fighter)"

Parody Written by:

Mitch O

The Lyrics

I don't endorse the ideas below. In fact, mine are quite to the contrary. But, as the saying goes, write about what you don't know about, so...
Pay-per-day sniper!

Dear Muslim man, will you take my gun
I've been fighting for months, now my work is done
Based on invasions by a man named Bush
and I need some bucks so I wanna be a pay per day sniper

Pay per day sniper!

'Raq was a gleaming jewel in a gleaming land
But the Western Bush didn't understand
His henchman even bugged our dear old Daily Mail
In the midst of things I just start to be a Fallujah fighter

I am a sniper!

1000 rounds of ammo give or take a few
I'll be getting more in a week or two
The war is getting longer, Bush don't know our style
We can change it 'round and we all became Fallujah fighters

Pay-per-day snipers!

If Iyad really liked us he'd give us more rights
But he hides away all day and night
The people will return him, and without a care
America will break 'cuz we all are now Fallujah fighters

Pay-per day snipers!

Pay-per day snipers...
We're Fallujah fighters...

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MrMacphisto - July 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny, in that twisted sort of way....
Akuta - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Same as MrMacphisto

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