-> "Help!"
Original Song Title:
"Help!"
Parody Song Title:
"Help!"
The Lyrics
Help, there's gum in my hair
Help, it's smeared everywhere
Help, yeah it's a lot of gum
Help!
I went down to the store and got a pack of gum
It's my favorite flavor of that sticky Bubble Yum
I was so happy and just chewin' it so sweet
But then I guess I must have chewed myself straight off to sleep
Help me if you can it's in my hair
And it seems as if it's caught me in a snare
there's even some in my underwear
won't you please please help me?
And now I'm looking through a sticky gum wad haze
It's like I thrashed round in my sleep for days and days
And when I woke up there was gum down to my rear
It's almost worse than having a miller moth in my ear
Help me if you can it's in my hair
Yes there's stringy pink gum each and everywhere
Can't remove it from my derriere
Won't you please please help me?
The moral of this story is "have just one piece."
Unless you want to wake up to a chewed gum leash
Or at the very least just try to stay awake
While you chew your Bubble Yum-a Watermelon Quake
Help me if you can it's in my hair
and it seems as if it's caught me in a snare
there's even some in my underwear
won't you please please help me, help me, help me, ewwww
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