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Song Parodies -> "Help!"

Original Song Title:

"Help!"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help!"

Parody Written by:

Ashkicksass

The Lyrics

Help, there's gum in my hair
Help, it's smeared everywhere
Help, yeah it's a lot of gum
Help!

I went down to the store and got a pack of gum
It's my favorite flavor of that sticky Bubble Yum
I was so happy and just chewin' it so sweet
But then I guess I must have chewed myself straight off to sleep

Help me if you can it's in my hair
And it seems as if it's caught me in a snare
there's even some in my underwear
won't you please please help me?

And now I'm looking through a sticky gum wad haze
It's like I thrashed round in my sleep for days and days
And when I woke up there was gum down to my rear
It's almost worse than having a miller moth in my ear

Help me if you can it's in my hair
Yes there's stringy pink gum each and everywhere
Can't remove it from my derriere
Won't you please please help me?

The moral of this story is "have just one piece."
Unless you want to wake up to a chewed gum leash
Or at the very least just try to stay awake
While you chew your Bubble Yum-a Watermelon Quake

Help me if you can it's in my hair
and it seems as if it's caught me in a snare
there's even some in my underwear
won't you please please help me, help me, help me, ewwww

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Cookie-man - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
That was AWESOME! It is even funnier since I have personally experienced the sticky gum nightmare after falling asleep with gum in my mouth. I can totally relate. GREAT JOB!
Arwen - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
There is NOTHING worse than having a miller moth in your ear, Princess Kicksass...but...there aren't many things that are better than this parody...=) Excellent...and SOOO funny. Of all the mishaps I've experienced...I've somehow escaped the gum in my hair bit...jinxing myself now, I'm sure...but again...GREAT WORK!!! To plagiarize myself a little bit...if I could give you 6s, I would!
Kristof Robertson - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
You and Arwen should start up a Walking Disaster Area Support Group!! :-) This is very, very good! 555
Leo Jay - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Gum in your underwear? Sure that was yours?
Arwen - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
If I'm going to start any kind of a support group with Ashkicksass...it will have something to do with being too sexy for our own good, and dealing with the stress...hehehe...
Johnny D - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Mmm, Juicy Fruit, mmm..... 5's
Ashkicksass - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks All! Cookie-man - I have too. It's the WORST, huh! Arwen, I don't know which is worse, the gum or the moth. Hopefully neither of us will have to find out. Kristof, LOL! It could be like the Red Cross in reverse! And Leo, LOL to you too. I actually thought about playing with that thought in the song!
Phil Alexander - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I suppose the question must be: does your chewing gum lose its flavour in your lug-hole overnight? ;-)
Ashkicksass - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes! LOL Phil!
Melhi - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Very funny!
Ashkicksass - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi and Johnny!
2nz - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
In your underwear, now how'd it get there? Good job, Azkabankicksass
Adagio - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL!! 5's
Meriadoc - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I really liked how you incorporated Arwen's moth into the parody! :-D
Rod Worden - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the Miller line. 5s!
Ashkicksass - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you ever so much 2nz, Adagio, Meriadoc and Rod...
Arwen - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Needless to say...that was my favorite part, too, Merry!!! =)
jango - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe this can be used sometime as a public service announcement. When my kids see this one, they'll want to perform a skit about it...it's awesome!
Ashkicksass - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, jango! Thanks!
Rick D - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, here you are. Keep writing so you get a bio. We have similar warped minds. here's the sequel to your song.... http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles294.shtml
Ashkicksass - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL, Rick. You're right! You know what they say about great minds...

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