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Song Parodies -> "Catman"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

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Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

Let Me Tell You How It Will Be,
There's Dogs Right Here, That's Not For Me
'Cos I'm The Catman
Yeah, I'm The Catman

Should Cats Be Treat, Like Human Dogs
Be Careful I Don't Hop Like Frogs
'Cos I'm The Catman
Yeah, I'm The Catman

If I Tell You Now, You'll Chase A Mouse
If I Feed You Milk, You'll Own A House
If I Pet Your Neck, You'll Purr On Me
If I Drive A Car, You're In A Cage

'Cos I'm The Catman
Yeah, I'm The Catman

Don't Ask Me What I Want It For
(Catman Like Felix)
If You Don't Want To Play Some More
(Catman Like Garfield)
'Cos I'm The Catman
Yeah I'm The Catman

Now My Advice Like Tom & Jerry
Declare My Rights Like Old Cherry
'Cos I'm The Catman
Yeah, I'm The Catman
And You're Petting The Feline But Me,

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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
This is very good! I like it!

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