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Song Parodies -> "Boot Licker"

Original Song Title:

"Day Tripper"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Boot Licker"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

Gotta good system
For taking the easy way up
Really quite simple
If you want to follow me up, pal

It takes some boo-oo-oot lickin'
Lots of slurpin' up!
You gotta ge-e-et down, to rise up
Oh I shot up!

Please the big cheeses
I started after you, babe
Please the big cheeses
I'm making twice what you make, now

Cuz I'm a boo-oo-oot licker
Shameless brown noser!
I had to ge-e-et down, to rise up
And I shot up!

I've been kneelin'
Got some big raises in hand
I've been kneelin'
That's how I got where I am, now

Yeah I'm a boo-oo-oot licker!
Suck up, brown noser
You gotta ge-e-et down, to rise up
Like I rose up!

Boot licker
Boot licker, yeah!
Boot licker
Boot licker, yeah!

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Royce Miller - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi-I don't know some of the originals you write to, but this one I know. Good parody.
Melhi - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce! Sorry about the obscure stuff. Sometimes I know they're obscure or likely forgotten, like yesterday's submission, but I just want to work with them and/or I want to work with an idea that I think works best with those songs. (I've been trying to find a link to a copy in that case, on the off chance it might lead to a vote or two.) Other times I'm surprised a song isn't widely known, like when I parodied The Clash's "Should I Stay or Should I Go" and got a LOT more comments than votes.
John Barry - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Q: What's the difference between an ass-kisser and a brown-noser? A: Depth perception.
kitkatbarr09 - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Q: where does this parody belong? A: in the trash.
Know 1 can hear you dream - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Got some such in my class. Hmm... will there be a recording I can play to them on the final day? :-)
Melhi - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks K1chyd. John... (LOL!) Hmm... and all this time I thought the difference was whether you were an overachiever. Kitkatbarr09 -- sorry you didn't like it. K1, only if you or someone else records it, I find it difficult to sing with my mouth full. ;D
neminem - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice work. 5'd.
Johnny D - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
What neminem said!
Melhi - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Neminem and Johnny!
Ashkicksass - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I had no idea we worked in the same office! Great job!
Melhi - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ashkicksass! I'm pretty sure I work with just about everyone, everywhere. *big grin* (I saw your nickname and the first thing that popped into my head was "You kick 'em, I'll lick 'em.") Thanks again!
Claude Prez - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
As you know, I'd never ever kiss anyone's ass, but this is the GREATEST PARODY EVER; can I have your autygraph? Seriously, "please the big cheeses" was particularly tasty.
Tim Hall - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is an excellent commentary of what is wrong with American business.
Serafina - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I didn't really understand what it was about, so I vote 5-4-5.
Joe - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Serafina, you're not alone. I didn't get it either. But it's worthy of a 5-5-5 IMO.
Melhi - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude, Tim and Serafina! Y'know, Claude, a guy like you could really go places.
Meriadoc - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! Now let's talk about your next promotion....
Melhi - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Joe and Merry! Merry, I think you'll find I'm an eager and experienced candidate for the position you have in mind. ;) Joe and Serafina -- a boot-licker is just someone who sucks up, kisses hind-end, etc., to get ahead. (Totally guessing here, but the term probably either derives from spit shining a C.O.'s boots to get a promotion in rank in the military or from the ancient custom of kissing the feet of royalty.)
Ashkicksass - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO, Maybe if I did a little more licken' and a little less kicken' I'd actually get somewhere...
Arwen - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work, Melhi! I LOVED it...555!
Melhi - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen! Glad you enjoyed it! LOL, Ashkicksass!!
Agrimorfee - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(mAY 04 sotm) 545.
Melhi - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee!
Johnny D - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) See above.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) I liked it, but wasn't chortling my mindless head off like others I have read. 5-4-4
Melhi - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Luke and thanks again, Johnny D. Luke: Good to hear your head's still keeping the rain out of your neck and providing a handy place to hang your face.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
It has it's uses. ;)
Ash - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm loving this one... 555 hun, and keep it up! I don't lick boots but your parody made so much sense... it was awesome dude awesome
Spaff.com - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Mel LICKS. Er, I mean ROCKS. These boots were made for suckin'.
Melhi - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ash and Spaff! Glad you enjoyed it!
zfunky1 - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Great pacing and funny as hell!! 555!! I'm kinda new to this site but I hope you win sotm.
John Jenkins - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done, Melhi. Perceptively humorous.
Melhi - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John J. & zfunky1!!
Adagio - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(May SOTM) good one...hehe
Melhi - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat!
Meriadoc - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still an excellent parody, but I am afraid I had to fill that job opening with a cute hobbit... ;-)
neminem - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM): Still awesome, to quote Strongbad needlessly ;-).
Melhi - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry & Nem! That's OK Merry, I had a feeling the cute hobbit was better qualified for the position. Loyal, cute AND just the right height -- who could compete with that?
2nz - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Remind me never to underestimate your business prowess again. Good idea, great execution. The lady knows how to get ahead by giving back. And feel free to play around with tha last sentance; I know I did.
Melhi - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
...ah, I see you paid close attention 2nz! Keep up the good ...ahem... work and you could be running this company, some day! ;) Way a-head of you on playing around with that sentence. Seriously, thanks 2nz!

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