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Song Parodies -> "Martians Are Near"

Original Song Title:

"Martha, My Dear"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Martians Are Near"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

martians are near
though they spend their days in hibernation, deep
although asleep
martians will come
kill you and me
martians are near

soon, they'll wake up...destroy the world
then we are done
then you'll find yourself in the midst of them
find yourself in their grip and watch as they surround you
kill your world

you'll be won't you ?
you'll be real shook...and you're bound to see
humanity...ain't meant to be...we'll be smothered

pull your guns out...defend your world
show you're not done
when you find yourself in the midst of them
arm yourself and hit a few of those that come around you
its your world

martians are near
they will kill us with no hesiatation...please
listen to me
martians will come
don't ignore me
martians are near

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Phil Alexander - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Aarrgh!!! The Martians are coming! Run for your liiiiiiiives!!!

:-) Very good, Alvin
Kristof Robertson - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
How do you know so much about the martians plans, Alvin? Is there something you're not telling us? 555 :-)
Jack Wilson - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
alvin rhodes - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you for the votes.....
Know 1 can hear you - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
5 votes walked into a Mars Bar...
alvin rhodes - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
i prefer a snickers to a mars bar...thanks for the vote
Rick D - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Like warped brains think alike ;
Jay W - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I like a Milky Way, but a great job, nevertheless.
alvin rhodes - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks jay and rick...and rick, i looked at your was like the other side of the coin....too funny

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