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Song Parodies -> "Ronald McDonald"

Original Song Title:

"Eleanor Rigby"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ronald McDonald"

Parody Written by:

Jay W

The Lyrics

He may look like a harmless ceramic clown on the outside, but he's really a deadly high-pressure canister of helium on the inside.
Ronald McDonald

Aah, all the clowns are homely people
Aah, all the clowns are homely people

Ronald Mc Donald
Plundered the house that was founded and built in his name
Clown was arraigned
Waits at the window
Begging for change that they throw in a jar by the door.
Who is it for?

All the homely people
Where do they all come from?
Clowns are homely people
With shoes that stretch too long.

Mayor Mc Cheese--he's flashing the bird to a German who came in for beer.
Cover your ears.
Fountain he's jerking
Hiding the shakes in his pants when the children are there.
No underwear.

Clowns are homely people
Their clothes are matched all wrong,
Clowns are lonely people
By which ways do they come?


Ronald McDonald--tried in a court and was sentenced along with his shame
Hamburglar came
Seen with Mc Cheese, he's
Wiping his hands on the buns that he said that he craved,
Ronald's depraved.


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The Rice Krispies told me to get stuffed. - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this one. It made me laugh, although I'm not sure it should have. Milkshakes in Mayor McCheese's pants? Wrong on so many levels, yet so damn funny.
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Would you like fives with that?
Michael Pacholek - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, come on, Ronald was framed! He deserves a break today!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I Wrote This One.
Kelpylion - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, Ronald McDonald always creeped me out a little, too. Good song choice; it made an ironic background to read this to...depressed old woman into depraved psycho fast-food clown.
martha - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
very imaginative .. really funny great stuff!
Jay W - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks so much everyone. Kelp: Yes that's the irony that interested me. Rice Krispies: Yes, the shakes are a 'dense' image here. Hound dog: I didn't realize you had done a parody of this title.
Phil Alexander - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
"Mayor Mc Cheese--hes flashing the bird to a German who came in for beer."
Say, Jay - what exactly were you on when you wrote this one? :-)
Jay W - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Phil, the line was filler to be rewrought, but it mirrored the original so well, I didn't want to change it.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
This One's Fine Too.
Jay W - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks. Hound Dog.
Jay-Z - February 26, 2009 - Report this comment
This Sucks BAD!!!

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