-> "Help Me"
Original Song Title:
"H-E-L-P!"
Parody Song Title:
"Help Me"
Parody Written by:
Roger Long
The Lyrics
Help! I need sombody. Help! I'll take anybody.
Help! You know I need someone. Help!
When I was younger, so much younger than today
My dad would toss me in the air when we would play
He would always catch me, then give me a hug
Then one day he watched, as I went face down in the rug.
Chorus:
Help me if you can, I'm fallin' down
And I would appreciate you comin' round
To help me put my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me?
I took my favorite girl to the senior prom
Hoping to impress her, with all my grace and charm
I spun her round and round, then somehow I tripped
Maybe I should've slowed her down before we did the dip.
Repeat Chorus
When I was sitting, at my desk the other day
I leaned back on two legs, then the room began to sway
Next thing I knew I was heading for the floor
Thinkin' maybe I shouldn't do that anymore.
Repeat Chorus
I'm a lonely bachelor man and that's how I will stay
I tripped walking up the aisle on my wedding day
I know that someday, when I'm dead and gone
The ushers that are carryin' me will drop me on the lawn.
Repeat Chorus
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