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Song Parodies -> "Help Me"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me"

Parody Written by:

Roger Long

The Lyrics

Help! I need sombody. Help! I'll take anybody.
Help! You know I need someone. Help!

When I was younger, so much younger than today
My dad would toss me in the air when we would play
He would always catch me, then give me a hug
Then one day he watched, as I went face down in the rug.

Help me if you can, I'm fallin' down
And I would appreciate you comin' round
To help me put my feet back on the ground
Won't you please, please help me?

I took my favorite girl to the senior prom
Hoping to impress her, with all my grace and charm
I spun her round and round, then somehow I tripped
Maybe I should've slowed her down before we did the dip.

Repeat Chorus

When I was sitting, at my desk the other day
I leaned back on two legs, then the room began to sway
Next thing I knew I was heading for the floor
Thinkin' maybe I shouldn't do that anymore.

Repeat Chorus

I'm a lonely bachelor man and that's how I will stay
I tripped walking up the aisle on my wedding day
I know that someday, when I'm dead and gone
The ushers that are carryin' me will drop me on the lawn.

Repeat Chorus

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Jack Wilson - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Good, but some of its the original song
Jim Carr - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Some of it being the original song is a good thing. The pacing is great.

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