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Song Parodies -> "Last Young 'un"

Original Song Title:

"Glass Onion"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Last Young 'un"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm learnin' how "fatherly" feels
they're at the age where they act unreal
well, there's no other place i can go
this "daddy thing" blows
lookin' back when i was childless
compared to the way i must live
hopin' its my last young 'un

i told you 'bout the wifey and me, man
you know the bit about the baby makes three, man
well, we never stopped there at all
the number ain't small

shirley, tonya, cass, vern, cher...yeah !
lacie, mick, donna, brian, sue, jake, franz, pete...yeah !
hopin' its my last young 'un

oh yeah...oh yeah....oh...yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hopin' its my last young 'un

you told me, "hey, you fool. there's the pill"
i tell you, man, we catholics don't kill
well, here's another child brought to me
makes twenty-three
fixin' my wife ain't my notion
goin' to need a bigger joint...yeah !
hopin' its my last young 'un

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Ravyn Rant - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great, it could be a prelude to Monty Python's "Every Sperm is Sacred". Love the list of names, it fits perfectly.
alvin rhodes - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks, ravyn
Peregrin - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Shame it's not a better known song Alvin, cos you have done a good job with it
Robin - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was very well done. Good job. :-)
Rick D - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Some of us do know this song very well. Very clever, and prolific.
Paul Robinson - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin, almost missed this one but for the "Comments" page string. 5's, but I only have enough for 3 of the kiddies...
alvin rhodes - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you, peregrin, robin, rick and paul...between my wife and i, we have six kids (none together)...that's plenty for anybody
Rick D - May 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy Cow! When do you have time to write this stuff?
alvin rhodes - May 11, 2004 - Report this comment
fortunately only one lives with us still...but we'll give her up to a good home

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