Song Parodies -> "Aches, Dazed and Weak (The Flu Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days A Week"

Original Performer:

"Aches, Dazed and Weak (The Flu Song)"

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The Lyrics

Be nice.

I could use a tissue
Sniffle all the time
I wish I could kiss you
But I feel like slime
I feel awful
Simply awful
Yes this is just how I feel:
Aches, dazed and weak

Aches, dazed and weak
I know you know I loathe flu
Aches, dazed and weak
The flu's not what I want to share

I hope I feel better
Very, very soon
Or I think I'll get a
Semi-private room
Oh I miss you
Want to kiss you
But if I did, you'd just feel
Aches, dazed and weak

Aches, dazed and weak
I know you know I loathe flu
Aches, dazed and weak
The flu's not what I want to share

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Rick D - April 23, 2004 - Report this comment

I give you fives because it's a good early attempt, but not for spelling your name.

Dudley Stone - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment

This is one of the most unfortunate parody attempts I've read lately. 'Achy'! 'ACHY' is the adjective. Alternatively, you could feel the following nouns: aches, DIZZINESS and WEAKNESS. But no, I don't suppose that wouldn't fit your silly attempt at parody, would it? Better to just mangle the language and make a nonsensical statement. Parodies are meant to be silly, yes. But not stupid. Try harder. I will, however, give you the benefit of the doubt that your name spelling is intentional. Some sort of quasi-gaelic thing? Actually kind of cute. The best thing about this submission, really. Was that unkind?

Phil Alexander - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Worth something for the title alone... a Baeutiful use of words.

Guy - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment

I dunno, I liked it. This writer shows promise. I'll 5 it.

Robert J. Pagliaro - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm with Guy and Phil - 5's - strongly disagree with "one of the most unfortunate parody attempts" - but might have missed it if not for Dudley's comment.

Meriadoc - April 25, 2004 - Report this comment

I thought the 'aches, dazed and weak' was very clever!

Adagio - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Good one...esp. the title!

Forteen and Baeutiful - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Awww! You guys are so sweet! Well, most of you. :-) I'm going to put up another one. Look for it! Thanks!

me - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Ha[br] Ha

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