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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Want to Soil the Poddy"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Spoil the Party"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Want to Soil the Poddy"

Parody Written by:

Zora from Canada

The Lyrics

Just a bit of fun; turn off your mind relax and flush downstream.
I Don't Want To Soil the Poddy

I don't want to soil the poddy; I won't go
I would hate mum's disappointment to show
No flusher for me here; so it won't disappear
I'll wait and use the toilet, when I grow.

I've had to hold a few and I don't care
Getting bored with cars on race-tracked underwear
I wonder what went wrong; I've waited far too long
Mummy's asking why the closet smells to her.

Though tonight it's made me sad
Don't tell brother
If I release, I'll be glad
Under the covers

I don't want to soil the poddy; I won't go
How I hate mum's disappointment to show
The plunger won't work here, so it won't disappear
If I could only reach the toilet, let me grow.

Though tonight it's made me sad
I'm frus-tra-ted
If I release, I'll be glad
Con-sti-pa-ted

Though I've had an enima too, and I don't care
There's no fun in when I poo, and doctors stare
I wonder what went wrong; I've waited far too long
I think I'll take some T.P. in the woods
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Rick D - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles300.shtml
Peregrin - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Zora, the hard part is getting people to look at the parody in the first place huh? I thought, as a preant, it was pretty good! I have to admit to chuckling at your preamble "turn off your mind relax and flush downstream" (I DO get the connection)!
Phil Alexander - April 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought that could turn into another one:
Turn off your mind relax and flush downstream
Is it core-dumping?
Is it core-dumping?
aoid - April 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Please, please write about something else; you're makin' me sick!

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