Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Tyrone and Goon-TV"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Tyrone and Goon-TV"

Parody Written by:

Lenny Wolfe

The Lyrics

Standin' at the airport dock in South Bend
Tryin' to get home without havin' to dance
Some fat guy named Jack, had a panic attack
ya know didn't give the team much of a chance

chorus
Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

Oh how I need a vacation
The honeymoon's over now I'm goin' insane
Some writer say
You and Kevin White are okay
You're married to Notre Dame now till doomsday

chorus
Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

When I lost my shoes to Bobby Bowden
Couldn't get out of bed for a week
Then some newspaper said
You're team is about dead
I said leave me alone-give me some peace

chorus
Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

Better save all my money- it's a rainy day
Packin' my clothes before they go to charity
Last night the wife said-this town is too dead
-SOUTH BEND HAS NO SOUL!

Somebody say Bethune-Cookman might need me in Daytona
FAMU may want me to cut the cake
Oh no- the newspaper said
You blew a lead when ahead
Your team looks like stoned Guru's on crack

chorus
Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

Took a train in to town with Jon Gruden
He gonna play ding, dong, ditch with a sack
goon's in the press-wished HIM success
It's good to have the both of HIM back

chorus
Hey you on the Library it ain't easy
This job is hard as can be
Evil wind a blowin'
Goon-TV gonna cursify me

The wayward wind be blowin'
Goon-TV cursified ME!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 0
 1
 
 4   0
 1
 0
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles651.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 449