Song Parodies -> I Hate Your Favorite Band
| Original Song Title: | "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" |
| Original Performer: | The Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Hate Your Favorite Band" |
| Parody Written by: | MooRocca |
Got no style
Talent's lacking
They call themselves a band?
Well I think they're crummy
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band!
Oh please slam on me
Because I'm not a fan
It stings - woe is me
They're just a crappy band
They're fresh as mold on spam
They're cool like mini-vans!
When I first heard them, I felt queasy inside
So unappealing
Man it sucked!
I can't lie
I can't lie
I can't lie!
So you say I'm sucky
Cuz you're a loyal fan
Well that changes nothing
They're still a crappy band
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band
And now they've got you
Out there taking their side?
You must be kidding
Or you're nuts
Get a life
Get a life
Get a life!
It's true that they can't sing
They couldn't be more bland
They're weak, lame, pathetic
They're such a crappy band!
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band!!!!
Talent's lacking
They call themselves a band?
Well I think they're crummy
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band!
Oh please slam on me
Because I'm not a fan
It stings - woe is me
They're just a crappy band
They're fresh as mold on spam
They're cool like mini-vans!
When I first heard them, I felt queasy inside
So unappealing
Man it sucked!
I can't lie
I can't lie
I can't lie!
So you say I'm sucky
Cuz you're a loyal fan
Well that changes nothing
They're still a crappy band
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band
And now they've got you
Out there taking their side?
You must be kidding
Or you're nuts
Get a life
Get a life
Get a life!
It's true that they can't sing
They couldn't be more bland
They're weak, lame, pathetic
They're such a crappy band!
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band!!!!
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Melhi - nice job - 5's.
This is what I want to say to all Linkin Park fans...
Thanks Paul and MrMacphisto!
EXCELLENT! and I echo Macphisto (is that a Moonlighting reference?)..this in the Linkin Park song.....favorite line: "They're cool like mini-vans!"
Great tune to parody and a great parody of that tune! 5's
Ooooh! What I really liked is that you chose the Foppy Four as your parody material! :-D
Thanks Billy, Johnny D., & Merry!
Billy, my name is a reference to a character that Bono (from U2) dressed up as during parts of the Zoo TV tour. He was inspired by one of the characters from "The Screwtape Letters" by C.S. Lewis. Although I gotta ask: there was something from Moonlighting referring to Macphisto?
That is absolutely and completely perfect. I really want to get that shirt made by the Onion, something like "your favorite band sucks".
Very well done, Melhi...5-5-5!
"Mold on spam". Yummy!
All fives, but one gripe: You should have put "Band" in quotation marks. Then you would have been, uh, in sync with total accuracy!
Thanks Neminem, Arwen, K1chyd & Michael! Neminem -- I didn't know they had that T-shirt, but now I want one. Michael -- Oooh, you are so right, I wish I'd thought of that!!
Cunning stuff, Melhi - non-specific, so nobody can vote 1s because it's against *their* favourite band... :-)
Thanks Phil! Glad you enjoyed it!
Loved this one, Melhi! Knew I would as soon as I saw the title. 5s!
Thanks Rod!
It was pretty good. I don't know which band you're referring to, but I guess it doesn't really matter. Anyway, 5-5-5.
Excellent! Five five five!
Thanks Serafina and Mr. X!
If there is justice in the world, the ABCs 'I' round might be over bofore it begins. This is one of the best parodies I've read in a very long time. Congratulations!
Wow, thanks for the great compliment, Charlie!
(ABC) Good lord, this could apply to so MANY bands today...
Thanks Leo... funny how that works out, isn't it? :)
Good-un
Thanks STG!
(ABC) Good stuff!
(ABC) Just realized I never *actually* gave you kudos for this. Kudos.
Thanks Adagio & Leo Jay!! That's OK, Leo, I must have heard you think those kudos because I could've sworn I remembered you commenting on this one.
An excellent song, and worthy competition in the early going!
Thanks Jeff!
The "mold on Spam" line was very good, as was the entire parody.
Thanks John!
...? I hate to toot my own horn (my spine isn't that flexible) but this has about 10% the amount of lyrics that I and a lot of other people had to write, and I just can't see it as worthy of a vote. I agree, it is funny and has great rhyming but it's SO DAMN SHORT! Worthy of 5s but not of my vote, sorry Mel.
(ABC) See above!
Thanks Luke. No need to be sorry, if you prefer epic length, you prefer epic length. :) Thanks again, Johnny!
(ABC) I should sing this to Pippin... (evil grin)
Pssst... Merry -- you might get away with it, I sang it to my son, the other day and he laughed... Ok, so it was mostly at my horrible singing, but... *ggg*
nasty little song ... very funny! 5s
I gotta say, I'm really hurt. I really like my favorite band, really. But then again, I AM nuts, and I DO need a life, and I also AM kidding. Great parody Mel. Too short and blah, blah. That's much more a critique of the SONG you chose than the parody you wrote, which is still great.
Fave stanza: the mold on spam/minivans one. But how dare you talk about the Mormon Tabernacle Choir like that?
Thanks Martha, 2nz & Spaff. Glad you got a kick out of it! (I'd be willing to pay good money to see pics or, better yet, footage of you rocking out in front of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Spaff -- especially if you try to crowd surf your one-person mosh pit. Hee hee.)
My prophesy came true! I should join LaToya Jackson on the home psychic network!
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,1724.0.html
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Still brilliant. I've been getting into the Beatles recently (just bought my first two Beatles albums) and naturally came back to this, sending it to my college roommate, who is a die-hard Beatles fan.
Thanks Jeff, I hope you're enjoying your journey into the Beatles and that your friend enjoyed this parody, too. (I'm sorry I didn't spot your comment sooner.)
I'm happy to revisit and revote. And I'll have you know that at MTC concerts I don't surf the crowd, I surf the choir itself. (Sorry it's taken me nine months to reply, but I've been busy writing a song dissing the Monkees.)
(ABC Playoff) This song rocked!
(ABC Playoff) Good one, Melhi. 5's
Thanks Spaff, Agrimorfee and Pat. Spaff -- ROFLMAO!!
(ABCfinals) Nice one, Melhi.
Thanks Scathe!
Wow, I like it.. um, ya
Thanks Dominic L.! Glad you enjoyed it.
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