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Song Parodies -> "I Hate Your Favorite Band"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Your Favorite Band"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

Got no style
Talent's lacking
They call themselves a band?
Well I think they're crummy

I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band!

Oh please slam on me
Because I'm not a fan
It stings - woe is me

They're just a crappy band
They're fresh as mold on spam
They're cool like mini-vans!

When I first heard them, I felt queasy inside
So unappealing
Man it sucked!

I can't lie
I can't lie
I can't lie!

So you say I'm sucky
Cuz you're a loyal fan
Well that changes nothing
They're still a crappy band

I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band

And now they've got you
Out there taking their side?
You must be kidding
Or you're nuts
Get a life
Get a life
Get a life!

It's true that they can't sing
They couldn't be more bland
They're weak, lame, pathetic
They're such a crappy band!

I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band
I hate your favorite band!!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 12

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Paul Robinson - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi - nice job - 5's.
MrMacphisto - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This is what I want to say to all Linkin Park fans...
Melhi - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul and MrMacphisto!
Billy Florio - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT! and I echo Macphisto (is that a Moonlighting reference?)..this in the Linkin Park song.....favorite line: "They're cool like mini-vans!"
Johnny D - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Great tune to parody and a great parody of that tune! 5's
Meriadoc - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooooh! What I really liked is that you chose the Foppy Four as your parody material! :-D
Melhi - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Billy, Johnny D., & Merry!
MrMacphisto - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Billy, my name is a reference to a character that Bono (from U2) dressed up as during parts of the Zoo TV tour. He was inspired by one of the characters from "The Screwtape Letters" by C.S. Lewis. Although I gotta ask: there was something from Moonlighting referring to Macphisto?
neminem - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
That is absolutely and completely perfect. I really want to get that shirt made by the Onion, something like "your favorite band sucks".
Arwen - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done, Melhi...5-5-5!
Know 1 can hear you dream - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
"Mold on spam". Yummy!
Michael Pacholek - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
All fives, but one gripe: You should have put "Band" in quotation marks. Then you would have been, uh, in sync with total accuracy!
Melhi - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Neminem, Arwen, K1chyd & Michael! Neminem -- I didn't know they had that T-shirt, but now I want one. Michael -- Oooh, you are so right, I wish I'd thought of that!!
Phil Alexander - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Cunning stuff, Melhi - non-specific, so nobody can vote 1s because it's against *their* favourite band... :-)
Melhi - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil! Glad you enjoyed it!
Rod Worden - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved this one, Melhi! Knew I would as soon as I saw the title. 5s!
Melhi - April 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rod!
Serafina - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
It was pretty good. I don't know which band you're referring to, but I guess it doesn't really matter. Anyway, 5-5-5.
Mr. X - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! Five five five!
Melhi - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Serafina and Mr. X!
Charlie Decker - June 13, 2004 - Report this comment
If there is justice in the world, the ABCs 'I' round might be over bofore it begins. This is one of the best parodies I've read in a very long time. Congratulations!
Melhi - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, thanks for the great compliment, Charlie!
Leo Jay - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good lord, this could apply to so MANY bands today...
Melhi - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo... funny how that works out, isn't it? :)
S.T.G. - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Good-un
Melhi - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks STG!
Adagio - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good stuff!
Leo Jay - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Just realized I never *actually* gave you kudos for this. Kudos.
Melhi - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio & Leo Jay!! That's OK, Leo, I must have heard you think those kudos because I could've sworn I remembered you commenting on this one.
Jeff Reuben - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
An excellent song, and worthy competition in the early going!
Melhi - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff!
John Jenkins - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
The "mold on Spam" line was very good, as was the entire parody.
Melhi - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
...? I hate to toot my own horn (my spine isn't that flexible) but this has about 10% the amount of lyrics that I and a lot of other people had to write, and I just can't see it as worthy of a vote. I agree, it is funny and has great rhyming but it's SO DAMN SHORT! Worthy of 5s but not of my vote, sorry Mel.
Johnny D - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Melhi - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Luke. No need to be sorry, if you prefer epic length, you prefer epic length. :) Thanks again, Johnny!
Meriadoc - June 25, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I should sing this to Pippin... (evil grin)
Melhi - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Pssst... Merry -- you might get away with it, I sang it to my son, the other day and he laughed... Ok, so it was mostly at my horrible singing, but... *ggg*
martha - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
nasty little song ... very funny! 5s
2nz - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
I gotta say, I'm really hurt. I really like my favorite band, really. But then again, I AM nuts, and I DO need a life, and I also AM kidding. Great parody Mel. Too short and blah, blah. That's much more a critique of the SONG you chose than the parody you wrote, which is still great.
Spaff.com - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Fave stanza: the mold on spam/minivans one. But how dare you talk about the Mormon Tabernacle Choir like that?
Melhi - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Martha, 2nz & Spaff. Glad you got a kick out of it! (I'd be willing to pay good money to see pics or, better yet, footage of you rocking out in front of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Spaff -- especially if you try to crowd surf your one-person mosh pit. Hee hee.)
Charlie Decker - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
My prophesy came true! I should join LaToya Jackson on the home psychic network!
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "I" WINNER - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,1724.0.html
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "I" GOLD MEDAL - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3010.0;id=1344;image
Jeff Reuben - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Still brilliant. I've been getting into the Beatles recently (just bought my first two Beatles albums) and naturally came back to this, sending it to my college roommate, who is a die-hard Beatles fan.
Melhi - February 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff, I hope you're enjoying your journey into the Beatles and that your friend enjoyed this parody, too. (I'm sorry I didn't spot your comment sooner.)
Spaff.com - March 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm happy to revisit and revote. And I'll have you know that at MTC concerts I don't surf the crowd, I surf the choir itself. (Sorry it's taken me nine months to reply, but I've been busy writing a song dissing the Monkees.)
Agrimorfee - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC Playoff) This song rocked!
Adagio - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC Playoff) Good one, Melhi. 5's
Melhi - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff, Agrimorfee and Pat. Spaff -- ROFLMAO!!
Scathe - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABCfinals) Nice one, Melhi.
Melhi - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Scathe!
Dominic L. - April 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, I like it.. um, ya
Melhi - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Dominic L.! Glad you enjoyed it.

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