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Song Parodies -> "You Can't Abuse Fat Girls"

Original Song Title:

"You're Gonna Lose That Girl"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"You Can't Abuse Fat Girls"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgis

The Lyrics

you can't abuse fat girls ( yes, yes, you can't abuse fat girls)
you can't abuse fat girls ( yes, yes, you can't abuse fat girls

if you don't buy her wings tonight,
she's gonna lose that weight (she's gonna lose that weight)
and I will buy her onion rings
and season them just right (she's gonna eat all right)

you can't abuse fat girls ( yes, yes, you can't abuse fat girls)
you can't abuse fat girls ( yes, yes, you can't abuse fat girls

if you don't feed her fries, my friend,
she 'll never have no fun ( she'll ever have no fun)
her cheeks now hide her eyes,
she nearly weighs a ton ( she's just a ton of fun)

you can't abuse fat girls ( yes, yes, you can't abuse fat girls)
you can't abuuuuuuuuuuuuussseeee

I'll make a point of buying her a cone or two, that's what I'll do
and I will feed her, happy she'll be true..

if you don't buy her wings tonight,
she's gonna lose that weight (she's gonna lose that weight)
and I will buy her onion rings
and season them just right (she's gonna eat all right)

you can't abuse fat girls ( yes, yes, you can't abuse fat girls)
you can't abuse fat girls ( yes, yes, you can't abuse fat girls

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Guy - April 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This was phat.
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Wheres The N In Your Name?
alex - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
pretty cool
Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Fours stuffed with ones. Wait, that might be considered a censorable reference, so I'd better just say "Fives."

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