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Song Parodies -> "Dell Dude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Dell Dude"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Dell Dude, you're being bad
Loaded your bong and your one-hitter
Remember, your squeaking clean attitude
When you first said Dude, your gettin' a Dell

Dell Dude, don't be afraid
You were made for selling computers
The minute Dell's sales are starting to slump
They will call you up, to make it better

And when you feel like getting high, Dell Dude, don't buy
A dime bag or joint, you'll just get busted

Well don't you know that there's no need to buy your weed
From some unknown guy down in Manhattan

na-na na na na, Na Na Na Na

Dell Dude, the jury's done
It's your first time, out on probation
Remember, don't get caught doing a crime
Dude you will do time, 5 years or better

Once you were out and your ads cut, Dell Dude, guess what?
Dell stock is not, too well performing

And don't you know it's you they'll need, Dell Dude, to see
Improvement for all of their stock holders

Dell Dude, you were a fad
But there might be just one more comeback
Remember, when Dell was partially screwed
They got the Dell Dude, and sales got better better better better better better naaaaaaaa.

Na na na na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, Dell Dude... (repeat about 50 times, fade)

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 32

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Billy Florio - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
my message to the Dell dude: "Dude, you're going to jail!"
Yoness - March 14, 2003 - Report this comment
When the story broke, Cnn had: "Dude, you're gettin' a Cell"
Michael Pacholek - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again, a subject I can't stand -- can't STAND that guy! -- gets a parody I like. Of course, if he had gone to jail, his cellmate might start singing, "Duke Looks Like a Lady!" (Oh please, if I hadn't said it first, somebody else would have!)
Yoness - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael. Sometimes the more you hate something, the more rewarding the parody can be. 'Dude look like a Lady' does certainly have some potential if the Dell Dude continues his downward spiral.

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