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Song Parodies -> "Hey Bovine"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Bulldog"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Bovine"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Grew up on a farm, so I guess this is sorta based on life experiences.
Holstien, standin' in the barn
Jersey, livin' on the farm
Some kind of beverage extracted out of you
What makes you think you're something special when you moo

Old man, hear his cattle calls
Farmer, in his overalls
Some sort of pleasure is derived from milking you
Why did you have to go and cover him with poo?

You can graze the field, you can graze the field
You can graze the field, if you're hungry you can graze the field

Udder, cold hands on your tits
Angry, kicked me in the bits
You just don't understand the patience that it takes
If you get ornary I'll turn you into steaks

I will butcher you, I will butcher you
I will butcher you, if you kick me I will butcher you

Hey bovine! Hey bovine! Hey bovine! Hey bovine!

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Rick D - March 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Only you and I have done this-- you did cows, I did pigs--
The Great Karlando - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah I saw that. I was amazed that you were the only one who had tried this before me.
Agrimorfee - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
What do you say, then? I say, 'Moo!' 555
Peregrin - March 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I have a teddy bear that moos ! Oh, sorry ! Karlando, good one!

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