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Song Parodies -> "Yellow Pub Latrine"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Yellow Pub Latrine"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Check your brain at the door for this one....
In a bathroom full of porn, in a bar
I had to pee
I was told it really smelled
In that filthy bar latrine
So I held it for a while
Till my face was turning green
Held my breath as I walked up -
To the yellow pub latrine

We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine

Dirty jokes were on the boards
And the toilet stalls had no doors
And the pee began to spray....

(flushing sound)

We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine

Though it's gross and full of sleaze
Everyone of us were glad we peed
If you do - visit this scene
You'll see the yellow pub latrine

We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine

We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
We all pee in a yellow pub latrine
A yellow pub latrine, A yellow pub latrine
...
(ahhhh!)

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Phil Alexander - March 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Great idea, Patrick - with some excellent one-liners: "and the pee begins to spray", ROFL! There are some weaker parts, though, which do detract from its effect - I think this could have been a real killer parody.
Yoness - March 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comments! I kind of 'whipped this one out' too quickly and did have trouble getting a few lines to work.
Neil - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Quality stuff - had me in stiches - I was playing the original as I read your version! Brilliant! I had thought of writing a similar version years ago, called 'Yellow Public Latrine', but never got round to finishing it!
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
People don't hold back on this OS, do they?

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